Looking at excursions for our cruise this year.

"And now, we will have the number 2 movement from Greg's crumhorn concerto, played by the museum custodial staff."
"... Don't you mean Grieg?"
"I know what I said. OK, fellas. On three. THREE!"

He can't say he wasn't warned.

"Then I'm sure we shall get on famously, as a pony once tried to bite my tit off."

So, who's going to own up to this...? Screengrab from the Two Doctors Blu-ray extras - Points of View announcing the hiatus.

Gary? Or was it Peter C?

(Mind you, I wouldn't put it past Colin...)

Are there many flat earthers in Australia?

It's only 9am, and the day felt like it needed turning around.

Eggy bread. The solution to the world's ills, at least for now.

I ordered a 'cyberdeck' mini laptop thing just before Xmas. Delivery supposed to be on 90 days, as it gets made to order.

Discovered yesterday that could expand to up to 12 months due to difficulties getting certain parts, and even due to the software they're not allowed to install in China...

Photo...

So young, so thin.

WTF has the time gone?

And I think he's still got that top.

Farewell to Doris. Wife, mother, magician's assistant.

“The day he moved out was terrible –
That evening she went through hell.
His absence wasn’t a problem
But the corkscrew had gone as well.”
― Wendy Cope.

(Just testing cross-posting from FB to Bluesky...)

The oggin being well and truly flogged.

My breathing is terrible.

Quick look around our stateroom before I make it a complete state room. (it's actually a minisuite, but then the gag doesnt work.)

Aaaand we're on holiday. The Emerald Princess will gently guide us round the Baltics.

I think it's more what I've eaten.

In the worst way.

Go to YouTube and look up 'dam spillway opening'

That.

Ridiculously accurate.

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I shall came him Eduardo.

3,400 days.

More every day.

X

Why does nobody seem to want to use 'Liar'?

Put some ham and pineapple in a bun today.

Because that's Hawaii roll.

Turkey and bacon pot pie with stuffinge dumplings, farmhouse* buttery mash, and pee.

Nom

*couldn't be bothered to peel them.

Belated best wishes!

It's no good. I've officially reached bowl-of-allbran-before-bed territory.

I think that's the best version of Susan's special haircut that I've ever seen.

FWWWWWWFFF fwwf. Fwf.

Is this thing on?

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its bum
And turned its wool to nylon.