raw chicken tender

10 point spread damn!

Me, several times listening to Ghost: Did that noise come out of HIM???

I miss when demo discs for video games were a thing.

I'm a Snorlax.

- Fat
- Tired
- Only wakes up for specific music

I mean, who wouldn't be nostalgic for a time when 67% of the country didn't absolutely hate them?

My campaign platform:

- Stimulus checks paid for by taxing rich people out the ass
- Healthcare also paid for by taxing rich people out the ass
- A promise of absolutely zero bipartisanship with Republicans
- Will call Republicans stupid assholes on national TV
- "Lock Them Up™️"

Vote for me 2028✌️

Periodic reminder that "ex-MAGA" does not necessarily mean "ex-fascist." Most of them will happily vote for the next villain who doesn't lie so overtly or post such blatantly blasphemous AI slop. Backing away from the obviously senile nut job is not indicative of some moral awakening.

"I am an extraordinarily brilliant person" Jesus Christ, this guy... 🤦

people terminally online because there are no third spaces 🤝 no third spaces because people are terminally online

No wonder Trump bankrupts everything he touches.

A very special Happy Earth Day to everyone posting AI generated "happy earth day" graphics. Amazing job. You definitely get it.

They don't want SPLC going after their "talent" pool anymore. 🙄

Not according to decisiondesk hq... Where are you getting this?

God fucking damn it we're gonna be stuck with Newsom, aren't we?

Love this for him. 💅

September 11th in Bristow.

Thinking you could persuade people by being as insane and off-putting as possible is... something.

I know I got people in the D.C.-ish area c'mooonnnn 😩

Every example she lists is one where she is the only victim. This isn't like breaking up with a toxic ex, this is like plowing through a playground full of kids because you were drunk off your ass. Not really an "everybody makes mistakes" moment.

The gecko is a lost cause. That thing is destined for the Sexy Lizard Club with Inteleon and Salazzle.

I swear to god if that dog stands up...

I will name it Chickweed.

I'm sorry, but Browt is a dumb name for a Pokemon.

Will still probably be my starter tho.

I'd go see Iron Maiden if I could hang with peeps to make the $600-700 trip worth it. 😔

Don't threaten Virginians with a good time.

LinkedIn recruiters be like, "We have an exciting opportunity paying $15k less than your current salary in a field you know nothing about."

Luna (grey) has decided that sharing the cat bed requires a ☯️ nap configuration, but spooning is acceptable on the human bed.

I want my Armenian name back, but if the Republicans somehow manage to push their SAVE bullshit through, it would mean I couldn't vote because my dad's made up name is what's on my birth certificate. 😔

Sculpture, obviously.