I feel dirty hitting "Like," but c’est la vie.

You mean the four to five week war that we've already won?

Definitely Slow Ride - awesome bass! Of course, I'm partial cuz my late husband was a bass player.

Starland Vocal Band

Yo' Mama, Frank Zappa

Haaaa, I was working in application support when someone called in saying they couldn't print from the app. I asked what printer they were using. They said it's a Comp, model AQ. I hadn't heard of that brand & asked my team if they had. Nope. It finally dawned on me they had a Compaq printer.

He always looks like he's looking for an escape route without looking like he's looking for an escape route.

I love the zoomies!

We've been fucking waiting for process to fall since day one.

She's only with Miller until that sexy, sexy Trump decides it's her turn. Or until the highly desirable Kash Patel casts his wandering eye upon her.

Me IRL: Name a song with "helicopter" in the title or lyrics. What do you mean, why? C'mon, just do it, FFS.

And you just spoiled my Wordle for the day (but enhanced my statistics). Thanks?

And you just spoiled my Wordle for the day (but enhanced my statistics). Thanks?

Mandy is always looking for new friends.

This response worked well for me when I got this unsolicited text:

Unlikely. He would have searched on 'heeler' and gotten something completely different:

EVTD, baby!

He can pay out of his ballroom bribes, er, donations.

This is why I was late today

Haaaa, Mandy loves her day camp so much! It's inside a PetSmart. On the way out, she has to find all her friends that work there and get scritches. And she wants all the customers to pet her, too. When she sees her trainer, she runs up to her, lays down and demands belly rubs (which she gets).

Outstanding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He took it down because he didn't want anyone to be confused, but he left the rest of his baffling rants up?

And he's holding a handful of his shiny gold shit!

Maybe someone should ask him where he sees the red cross in that image?

Door Dash a man a Filet-O-Fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to go through the drive-thru and you feed him for a lifetime.

We could all give the grim reaper a hand and Door Dash Big Macs to Donnie.

Tonight's the Night, Rod Stewart

ETTD, baby!