found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

I have so many tomodachi life screenshots that I think my switch might implode soon

STOP PLAYING FORTNITE ????

I mean for real, its been tapping harder and harder into AI shit.

I had to stop myself after playing for years, i am certain you can too.

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

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Anyone who has a text alarm that’s more than 2 seconds long is a sociopath

Me, in a black Sinister Minnesotans t-shirt and plaid pants, holding a white ceramic casserole dish that says “Suspicious Hot Dish” on the side.

A close up of the white ceramic casserole dish that says SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH in black font

The Onion cartoon of ICE beating a Minnesotan who is wearing a black top that says Sinister Minnesotans and is holding a casserole dish that says Suspicious Hot Dish

I FINALLY HAVE A SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH CASSEROLE DISH

I am so stoked 😂

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Boycott Target because their AI might randomly and falsely accuse you of theft and then have you arrested and upend your life.

lineless art of neil the rat at a small colourful toy piano. text reads "20 years of bangin out the tunes!"

we love you neil! 🎶🐀 #myart

A little hairless rat sitting in front of a rainbow toy piano. Caption reads: "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate

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1001 Dalmations

“We’re trying for a baby” and “my husband cums inside me regularly” are synonyms but one of these you can say at the workplace and the other will get you a talking to from HR

Johnny Cash singing 'When I was just a baby my mama told me/"Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns"/But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die' kinda sounds like he killed a man in cold blood as a baby, and that's cool

A photo of David Lynch in front of a burning house. The text over the burning house says " The World + My Economy My Future My Love Life My Sanity" And the text over Lynch says "Me making a stupid little comic maybe 5 people will read"

Bros I gotta fall in love with drawing again but the year thus far has been nothing but satan’s flaming asshole.

What do you think of Dental Puppets

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

oh, this is very important to know!!