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Posts by Simon Plot like the plot of a novel Kin like family

Oh yes but I’ve had that for a while

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Alas I watch it because I enjoy it :(((((

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Rizzo the Rat: muppet, style icon

Rizzo the Rat: muppet, style icon

He is Rizzo

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I’d have lost my mind watching in the cinema!

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I know I’m late to the party but I Saw the TV Glow is pretty much a masterpiece

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@joznorris.bsky.social has anyone ever told you that you you look like the drummer from Wolf Alice?

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Went past something called a ‘Sainsbury’s Foodhall’. Second word is redundant, no?

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I had a work thing today and a few days ago I dreamt about it and it went pretty much the way it went in the dream. Am I a prophet?

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That’s where it if

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And if you wanna know if he loves you so it’s in his .gif

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Good point. Surely a Theroux doc is in the works?

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This is how you get radicalised

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Sometimes censorship is Good Actually

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No one wants to watch you pee

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I honestly hope Dune 3 makes enough money so someone forces him to make it all the way through God Emperor

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Dune 1: Go White Boy, Go

Dune 2: Oh

Dune 3: Oh White Boy, No

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Edgar Wright’s The Running Man is borderline unwatchable. What happened to him?

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Look, they were lying to you. Drugs are good.

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I think it was @stellartim.bsky.social actually

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A screenshot of Google's AI Overview answer to the question "is haggis an animal". It says "Yes, the haggis is a small, furry mammal native to Scotland" and goes on to give the typical "asymmetrical legs" details.

A screenshot of Google's AI Overview answer to the question "is haggis an animal". It says "Yes, the haggis is a small, furry mammal native to Scotland" and goes on to give the typical "asymmetrical legs" details.

The Scottish have won the AI Wars.

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In my work related emails I try to make my style so dry and technocratic it is indistinguishable from AI

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They missed Edinburgh!

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I love Ted for saying this, even though I am a certified 100% fan of SILENCE OF THE LAMBS and think Buffalo Bill and "Goodbye Horses" should be warily embraced the way Jews should embrace Magneto

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Thank fuck

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Finally experts are back

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People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

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Can’t remember which

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I remember the old days when you knew where the pedos were

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There is a lot going on here

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