lol that’s a wild stat (even the morning after). So many feelings about that one..

Brandon Montour scored on a 96 mph shot to tie the game and notch his third goal in two contests. #NHLStats

Watch now 🌎: www.nhl.com/smartlinks

13 shots on goal by the way is the fewest shots on goal the #SeaKraken have ever recorded in a game. 17 had been the low since year 1

I’m not complaining about a 1ppg pace in the first month, but we gotta start picking up more wins if this season is going to turn out to be a pleasant surprise.

Graph showing 2024-25 regular season, 5v5 rebound shot attempts. Kraken were 7th worst in league

Working on a thing after listening to @alisonl.bsky.social on @soundofhockey.com - still needs some work but something I really want to track under Lane Lambert. #rstats #hockeystats #SeaKraken
data pulled from @moneypuck.bsky.social

#GoCougs 🍎🏆

Xbox 360 consoles can now be hacked with just a USB key The BadUpdate exploit just needs a USB key

Xbox 360 consoles can now be hacked with just a USB key

I love how we’re at this point both the spoilers and the goon. I don’t think I can imagine the kraken being like this at all last season #SeaKraken

By popular demand, here’s Darren Brown’s post-game Walk and Talk after a thrilling 5-4 #SeaKraken  overtime win over the Canadiens.

Many people think Americans are stupid.

I have long tried to argue against this.

Americans (specifically the GOP) make this REALLY hard.

“They’re called ‘features,’ Michael. ‘Tricks’ are what a whore does for money.”

A thank you graphic to Yanni Gourde after being traded, featuring a picture of Gourde.

A leader both on and off the ice.

Thank you Yanni for all of the work you put in to help build our franchise from day one with your work ethic and positive attitude. Wishing you and your family all the best in your return to Tampa Bay! 💙🩵

I know it’s time to move on from this dumpster fire of a roster (in terms of results, NOT in terms of people).

But dammit, I am not ready to switch from “Yanni” to “Jani” just yet!

An unhinged beaver wielding an axe and an flag

🪓 Canadians rn 🪓

i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies

The Pitt is legit

There’s not much to say, Canada, except: Sorry It’s hard to know what to say when an old friend breaks up with you. Especially when it’s your fault, writes columnist Danny Westneat.

Read this.

“The bitter truth is we knew Trump was impetuous. We knew he loves to bully his allies more than enemies— witness how he relishes humiliating, say, GOP senators. And we knew he would act out the Ugly American shtick on the world stage. We elected him anyway.

Still, picking on … Canada?”

Nice start for Stezka. All seven shots on target denied. Tremendous support by the skaters in front of him as well - blocking shots and passes and maintaining excellent gaps when TBL nears the scoring areas. #SeaKraken

KAKKO IS GOOD AT HOCKO
#seakraken

Seattle Kraken vs. the Florida Panthers coming up at 3pm Pacific. Game will air on KONG and Amazon Prime locally.
Here are some game notes:

Jordan Eberle returns to #SeaKraken lineup tonight after a long journey returning from an injury not seen in hockey before. Hear from him, Jared McCann and Ron Francis on how the captain got back to game-ready and what it means to have him play:

bit.ly/EberleReturns

I think that’s great! I’m a big fan of staying at a place you love to work.

Congrats on the retirement!!

If your podcast has three loud ass ads before I even hear your voice, you can fuck right off.

oh now they’re mad at deadnaming?

This is peak lawyering and I can bet you Scotten will have his pick of any partner role he wants by 9am Tuesday

Heard the pod. Thanks for having our backs! 👌

And “Pike’s Place” 😂

Remember how angry you felt on 9/11? Now imagine it was Canadians who attacked you like that? That’s how we feel. It will never be the same.

Where do I place my bet on how long it will take for this bulldozer speedrun to succeed?

I’m surprised there’s not an ad on the nhl homepage…