I try and I try... And you make me regret it every single time.

Teach a man to fish and then kill him for learning your secrets.

DOOM hopes you are having fun in Japan.

It's okay to not be okay.... because if you're okay you're not paying attention.

What...

Sometimes
I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me

Saying “a whole civilization will die” as a threat is not something anyone should be saying.

Absolutely insanity.

If Trump launches a nuke tonight, we deserve it for allowing him to be in office.

But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake.

A ridiculous graphic reading: introducing WAFFLY SLEEPOVERS With a cartoony sleep mask, a neon pink 90s mix tape, and a pizza box

new guest format incoming...

the vibe:
💖 comfy clothes
💖 snacks
💖 movie marathons
💖 crushes
💖 staying up all night setting the world to rights

SOON

It is April... FOOLS!

DOOM loves Doggos

This is a true story...

Freedom is no longer a right in the US...

Harry Potter and the Money Laundering Scheme to Fund Trans Erasure.

Something Something.

Harry Potter and the Money Laundering Scheme to Fund Trans Erasure.

Something Something.

I'm just a dreamer
I dream my life away
I'm just a dreamer
Who dreams of better days

I wish I had been given more Nepo with the Tism I was gifted.

The USA is the modern day Sodom.

Ezekiel 16:49
New International Version.

Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.

An official Hannah Montana DVD player

@confuseddude.bsky.social @thatpeteraustin.bsky.social DOOM has found something you both need....

The official Hannah Montana DVD Player.

I can't wait to say this about Donald...

I did make a typo but I think Chuck Norris would hate being called Chick so it works.

Picture of Nicholas Brendon and text that reads BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER STAR NICHOLAS BRENDON DIES AGE 54

Fuck Chick Norris...

This fucking hurts.

Rest in Peace Nicholas Brendon.

Stephen Spielberg and ET in a warm embrace

Boss: Did you get that promotional photo of Spielberg and ET???

Photographer: I sure did boss... Real sexy just like you asked!

Mrs Voorhees did nothing wrong... Those camp councillors needed to protect her precious little boy.

Left me on seen cause you're scared of falling in love with me. It's cool I get it.

Pickleball 1 Marijuana 0

I would have preferred if the Reaper had taken Donald Trump.

Walker, Texas Ghost

Rest in peace Chuck Norris.