Betting on himself to win? Totally believable, that way if he wins he wins twice

Jordan would rather poke his eyes out than deliberately lose some kind of competition

you can't fool me , that's just a passionfruit

imagine tripping and falling so hard your arms fly off

www.ishormuzopenyet.com

and changing his name to Johnny American

You can ignore politicians and just visit www.ishormuzopenyet.com every once in a while. Saves time and you'll be better informed.

So peppermint tea, chamomile tea, etc., are misnomers?

the most punchable face

Optimus Prime cosplaying the Statue of Liberty

In the past I heard that presidential systems tend to be less stable because you have two competing powers (president and legislature) and when they're at loggerheads sometimes things break

"transphobia is a luxury belief" oh shit, nailed it

Morgan Freeman

Breaking Bad is just a well-made nerd revenge fantasy

both hands

It's like Tim Apple. Congratulations, Marjorie, that's your new name.

I read this and involuntarily moaned "oh my god, oh my god" while putting my hands to my head

That's been my head canon for a while. Dunno if it's true, but it feels plausible.

Is Katter the reason it's illegal to import bananas into Australia?

I've heard the formulation that guilt is "I did something bad" and shame is "I am someone bad"

just cut the PlayStation in half, Saxon

you will love and/or be appalled by /r/NonCredibleDefense

Lots of Australians know! It still gets taught/talked about/memorialized.

Mostly at a "lots of brave Aussies died" level rather than a strategic/geographic level, though.

wish I'd never heard the phrase "wet signature"

The one question related to this stuff that I think is genuinely interesting: does grinding a food into powder/paste affect how the body absorbs it? E.g. whole peanuts vs peanut butter (without any additives). Seems plausible! Chemistry, surface area, reactions, etc. but it's never discussed.

Once I picked up my daughter from daycare while wearing a suit because I'd been to a funeral. She said "Daddy, why are you dressed like a prince?"

Cohen Brothers movies. Kind of ok, I guess? But nothing to write home about.

"obedience school shooter" is the best one

every image of her I've seen has looked like a different person

damn, I'm in Australia and last month's arrived only two days ago