Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago

Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.

Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE

Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." - @funkittoys.bsky.social points out that history has always been ✨💕fucked💕✨, as illustrated by
@erikamoen.bsky.social

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Not strong enough.
ICE is breaking Federal Law everyday. Not stating that as a point of contention fails to move me.

A Fatal ICE Shooting Occurred in Texas Months Before Renee Good’s Killing

This case is insane:

ICE shot and killed a citizen last March then *hid it for a year.*

The young man they killed had no criminal history.

All we know about shooting is from internal ICE docs.

We don't know officers' names.

We don't have footage.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/20/u...

YUP.

for the love of Zod CHANGE IT BACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭PLZ

omg will these people make up their MINDS?!

Do you want the background to match the album cover or NOT?!?! 🙃🙃

yes, he's lying…again.

a cartoon character is being attacked by a policeman Alt: You see this contact lens? This represents You. My eye represents my Eye. I Got My Eye On You Flint Lockwood! 🤣😹🤣😹👌 s/o cartoon comedy classic Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs!

my enemy is still my enemy even if in this moment some of our goals are aligned.

yes this is a subtweet ab people turning their backs on 45s cabal of losers.

we still heard what y'all said before, your hearts have not changed tho now that your profit has been shown to be a demon.

So for those of you following at home,

I kinda fixed it but it still drives me crazy. Why is everything so bouncy? Like by default. Smh. I'd expect something like this from Samsung or something NOT Apple jeeze.

anywayz 🤣 new settings b-lo👇😹👌

Typical of him and people like him, he is 20 days LATE.

anyway, where are the rest of the files, emails, videos and audio from 1999-2002?
Hmmmmmm????????🦆🐤🤬

Donald Trump illegally stole your money.

He should give it back to you.

Instead Trump is scheming up new ways to force Americans to pay even more.

He is also doing this as distraction.
That distraction has multiple parts

🍕Make America Look Bad
🍕pay back whoever he owes
🍕pay for other military action
🍕Look Tough (and failing smh)

Ok so he keeps doing this, the man is "Tariff Crazy". But. Why?

Why is he hellbent on forcing other countries to pay more, while ignoring the context of such past actions?

I think he is simply trying 2 keep as much money flowing as possible inorder to cover up stuff like the Venezuelan oil sales

Proposed ICE Warehouse Locations - Google My Maps Proposed sites for industrial warehouses to be used as mass detention centers by the US Department of Homeland Security. Descriptions include current status of each site, and any response from local...

Is the regime trying to build an ICE detention camp near you?

Do you think Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos are investing in AI to help the working class of this country?

No, they’re in it to accumulate even more wealth and power for themselves.

We’ve got to make AI work for working people, not just for billionaires.

I’m deeply disturbed by reports that DHS paid $70M in cash for a warehouse in Surprise to detain people.

It’s outrageous and every American should be furious.

I’ve joined Rep. Grijalva and @repgregstanton.bsky.social in demanding answers. We won’t stop until we shut this down.

Last night, I was notified that another person has died in ICE custody.

That’s 39 people who have died on ICE’s watch during Trump’s second term.

We cannot grow numb to this. There must be immediate oversight and accountability.

may also ask your opinion @appleinsider.com?

I feel like I know your answer @basicappleguy.com 😹👌

They called this progress.

Bro, it HURTS.

CONSTRUCTIVE PURPOSE

So @moderation.bsky.app Get It Together or get LEFT BEHIND.
_I_ don't tolerate being bullied by
Human User accounts,
Bot User accounts
OR
the Admin of whatever system I am on.

Be a Proper Judge or get Ignored.

PERIOD.

Zuckerberg is on trial AS WE SPEAK because it has been deemed that Facebook and Instagram use FAULTY PROGRAMMING to create a TERRIBLE PRODUCT.

So. The writing is on the wall for y'all.

I was there for the Gamergate bullying. I've reported on the swath of bot b.s. occurring on IG.

IT IS KNOWN.

OR people like ME will LEAVE YOUR CRAP SOFTWARE BEHIND and CREATE a COMPETITOR or just leave social media behind ENTIRELY.

Imagine if a sports league decided to only use robots for referees. THAT is what socialmedia has been doing this entire time & we have Gamergate and others to blame for THAT.

LISTEN I'M going to tell you all FOR THE LAST DAMNED TIME. YOU GET PEOPLE TO MONITOR PEOPLE. DO NOT KEEP ALLOCATING THAT ROLE TO SOFTWARE.

IF you actually had a human review my account or the convo in question you will see that my ENTIRE ROLE #ONHERE is CONSTRUCTIVE PURPOSE MY DUDES.

Evolve. Now.

I absolutely cannot with you people.
Lookit this madness @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app

the rude part is not what bothers me. People use these apps for free and insult each other ALL THE TIME.

THEE part that PISSES ME OFF is "without constructive purpose"?

WAT

wow they even changed the camera app again and the GUI design for all of these tiles now is terrible. Trying to appeal to the widest customer base is dumb and trying to snag Android users over to Apple is even dumber.

Ive said it before, change under the hood and leave the GUI ALONE.
Jeeze.
Smh.

in other knews…

sorry not sorry #Apple but iOS26 sucks. This thing now feels like the OS was designed by Nintendo. Not an insult to them, but they make GAMES. I do not need my iPhone to feel like it is a gaming device or a game itself. Y'all were doing just fine up to 17.

Damn. 📱💔😿

Well @sarahkendzior.bsky.social 's books are a GREAT place to start.

I have been saying this for almost a year and it is long past due for Dems to adopt this framing for 2 reasons:

1) it is entirely and demonstrably true.

2) the public must be prepared for the enormity of what will be required to dismantle the criminal organization and create a better democracy.