I want an AU comic where Walter Kovacs listens to @yourewrongabout.bsky.social

"I really hope he invites me"
"You mean you really hope he invites *me*, right dad?"
"...sure."

Yeah, like I'd be worrying she's cold or something

Truly a "Mr Fantastic" actually worthy of the name

"Gods are asleep, post pictures of sin"

Ok, I need to touch some grass, because I read, "demonized" as "demonetized," and was thinking, "I think he has more troubles than not making anything off of his YouTube videos..."

My literal, out-loud reaction to this:
"Jesus Christ"
......
[Deep sigh]

Heaven help me, but I *was* thinking, "haven't the lesbians suffered enough?"

We are about to get tariff-fucked, and some shitbird is juicing up the Tooth Fairy payout!?

My throat closed up from reading this

Even under this bafflingly naive framing, one would expect major reforms/investigations/etc to ensure such a grievous error from happening again, and fucking nothing of the sort will happen

Speaking as a car-driver, we lot could stand to be a good deal more scared overall

Mario from the Super Mario Brothers series video games straddling a flagpole with the flag colored red and an M for Mario on it.

Thank you, this gets me every time!

This is feeling a bit like when Trump had COVID

1) Why is the litter box next to the bed

2) Why does it look like that side is the narrower one?

Omg, I just imagined the scene at the end of Bluey's Baby Race episode, but it's a plastic basketball hoop instead of her mother that she starts walking to

Just dreaming of a completely different set of Dems in Congress running articles of impeachment over couch-fucking

I'm also sure that little bit of extra work means you get a not-insignificant number of people to not even bother

a cartoon monkey with a red ribbon around his neck is smoking a cigarette Alt: Donkey Kong, cartoon gorilla in a red tie and riding a go-kart is looking and gesturing to the side until some light draws attention to the camera

Anyone else see "DK Thomp" and go

Bleakly noting that I saw this post immediately after learning the Attorney General thinks defacing Teslas is domestic terrorism

I was about to comment on how poorly that post aged before noting the timestamp. Jesus Christ.

I want them to be as intense about diversity as that one guy was about the price of their fucking hot dogs

The new Two-Face looks sick

Yeah, and better than my autocorrect's Ming-Na Went

For Ming-Na Wen, the day Raul Julia graced her movie set was the most important day of her life, but, for him, it was Tuesday

The literal, "some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make" of it all

Yet again, absolute King Behavior

They all blew past all the warnings that this kind of shit would become a thing in politics if they kept on this path, too, so it's even worse in that they helped the, "threaten politicians" shit get traction.

Exactly this. One party signed up for that shit, and the other very much did fucking not.