Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

can’t say what i want to happen to these people for legal reasons

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

- 'America has the military power to do whatever it wants anywhere in the world'
- immediately loses war to Iran.

these are the stupidest people to ever live

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

Summers To Resign From Teaching Appointments, Relinquish University Professorship Over Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson Former Harvard President Larry Summers will resign from his academic and faculty appointments at Harvard at the end of the academic year, relinquishing his University Professorship — Harvard’s highest...

Larry Summers to resign from teaching appointments, relinquish university professorship over Jeffrey Epstein ties

I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me

If somebody attempts a coup, and then they’re not held accountable by elites and institutions, the public will draw the conclusion that it’s not a big deal.

The founders are pretty much only invoked as a cudgel or used by people who project their own opinions or beliefs onto them. That, and if they were alive today, I know that I’d hate them for their politics.

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

We need to be punishmentmaxxing our corrupt leaders too!

Omg the US just got brutally frame mogged by both South Korea and the UK at the same time

When you march for billionaires

Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.

Graham objected to unanimous consent.

And he blocked the business of the Senate.

Any Senate Democrat could do this.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social someday we're gonna find out all the horrifying details that we don't yet know about the camps ICE is sending people to and it's gonna be on you. Chuck might be dead because he's old but Hakeem is gonna be around to see it.

How about you do something about it, dipshit?

Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.

This is not a dunk whatsoever, but I wholeheartedly disagree with the first sentence. I'm old enough that a friend in my K class got polio and she ended up in a wheelchair for life. I think not vaccinating is akin to neglect like not feeding or clothing a child. And yes I have a kid.

And you’re embarrassing us here, you useless fucking clown

John Ganz @lionel_trolling • 22h There were no false alarms; those were alarms, you just didn't wanna listen. Richard Hanania • @Richard... • 1d After all the false alarms about racism, fascism, etc, it's now here, and it's not even a close call. It's up to all decent people right now to put aside past political differences and fight this admi...

Richard Hanania @Richard...• 21h G True enough John. Perhaps show some grace to those of us who proved a little hard of hearing. 40 365 企 John Ganz @lionel_trolling • 17h why would I show you grace? You've been a total piece of shit 2 L73 268 15.90 Richard Hanania C @Richard... • 17h O You're not a very nice guy John! But there are more important things to worry about now. • 6 セマ2 • 17 ıll 3.3K 企 John Ganz @lionel_trolling X.com You've spent most of your public life degrading other people to feel better about yourself; you're not entitled to my respect. I don't care about being nice. 9:26 PM • 1/17/26 • 3.1K Views 17 2 199 贝1

this is beautiful in so so many ways.