is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

ToRn Natalie Imbruglia + KoRn sleeveless tee #korn... | Depop ToRn Natalie Imbruglia + KoRn sleeveless tee #korn #numetal #metal #torn - Sold by @thehorrorhead

oh is that on the list now? can probably get a diagnosis for owning this www.depop.com/products/tom...

Windows Error Message from Torment Nexus: "For legal reasons the Torment Nexus will not be made available to our valued customers in the European Union. We apologise for the inconvenience."

this is Pizza Tower, isn't it?

they did a second one of these? good to know

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

leaping into the bus lane to cut around traffic then trying to barge back in

actual best league and they're ruining it by expanding the playoffs next year

looks like splits his time between running a city centre hairdressers and yelling at other drivers

Lady Gaga and Sabrina Carpenter both owe Madonna the world

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

he has a three roar scale. if he only roars once, he thinks it's a garbage film

This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post

He would've hated the color.

bsky.app/profile/slif...

translation: 'When people said "butlerian jihad" and didn't know it was from Dune, this is exactly what I imagined.'

Cuando la gente decía “jihad butleriana” y no sabia que era de Dune esto es exactamente lo que imaginaba.

Auto Tune The Iran War

if he was trusted with a car, he'd probably drink drive into a deliveroo driver or something

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

glad this will mostly happen while i'm asleep

he's good in Zoolander

deli&cia food place

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

her and Nicki Minaj made a few bangers and then got Posters Madness

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

always getting overpaid £20k a year. no idea what to do with it. i've already bought every pokemon card. might give this 'cash isa' a go