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Me trying to flirt.. “Blah pollen, if my sinuses have to be invaded by sexual secretions why couldn’t they have been your gushes 💦”

Not any more disappointed than yourself. We all slip from time to time.

Last night weird stressor was being truly upset that my ex and I’s “song” would have been so much better suited to one of my current partners. SO MUCH BETTER 😭

I just don’t have in me to be that guy… “It’s International Beaver Day, let me see what yours is up to today”

Spent the morning waiting in a jury pool chatting with @vonka.bsky.social ‘s doppelgänger. Of course it was all totally vanilla but, still put camp on my mind. 🏕️

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Busy Sluts are Happy Sluts?

SawStart xkcd.com/3067

Letterkenny - Natives and Hicks vs The Hard Right YouTube video by ColdDayInHell

found the best possible campaign ad for these trying times

They also will tell you to take it easy for few day. LISTEN TO THEM! I rode a long bus ride to soon afterwards and the boys got to bouncing. Super Ouch

Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

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I dunno, today just feels like it needs more firecock.
Photo by the amazing @blueshootsyou.bsky.social

Relatedly is Ronald D Moore on this, cause OMG this show ❤️‍🔥

For All Mankind
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Fair point… 😂

Meanwhile Sunscreen looks down and covers its eyes as it whimpers “I…. I thought we were a team? I thought I meant something to you 😭”

👀 👀 I got two words for you….

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Sun Screen

Petition to cast David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson for True Detective season five.

This week has been an absolute drag. Just making it through feels like an achievement

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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.

Chef’s Kiss 👌

Current mental health: spent the morning reading the news and listening to Rage Against the Machine

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