I have $120,000 in student debt and no retirement savings but yeah, trailblazin it

send the troops a bunch of raw milk and oysters while we're at it

Dropout already gave me a profound appreciation for the works of Jeremy Culhane but this SNL bit fully elevated him to goblin king for me

the mythical Kamiya Non-Block

one of the greatest things you can do to evil people is seize their legacy and permanently convert it into a joke.

there is little means to recover when an entire new generation only knows your ideas as comedy and your face as a clown.

Jim Ryan pushes for 12 live service games.
8 have been cancelled and PlayStation has burned an unreal amount of money as well as a trust with their dedicated community.

Only games to truly arrive from this bloodbath initiative have been Helldivers 2 and Marathon

Any normal sized TV nowadays running a 4:3 display still gives a picture far, far larger than any screen basically anyone would have played those games on at the time. I think the largest TV we ever had growing up was a twenty inch CRT, and most of my gaming was on sets far smaller.

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

Honestly I don't even want to make Sandra Bullock my friend

Linda. Linda stop worrying

There are still scarier things to come

I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now

man, this fucking episode. this was THE scene that, upon rewatching as an adult, made me truly appreciate Janeway

acouple jobs ago I got a bad sweet tooth every afternoon and would hit up the vending machine for an Otis Spunkmeyer's chocolate chunk cookie

and every day I'd get a receipt message saying I spent money on OTIS'SPUNKCHUNK

expound on the OVA placement there- are you calling it the worst of the best or just the middle of the road?

so we're going to annex Cuba, Russia is going to send them aid, and it'll be sixty years before anybody acknowledges a whiff of irony

me and the boys commissioning the preservation of the new order

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

[marked safe from: getting a nazi tattoo]

I'm done fucking around, if you are a hotel and your doors can't read a keycard through the little paper holder envelope I am calling the attorney general

are you a Kung Pow Enter the Fist enjoyer in a relationship with another Kung Pow Enter the Fist enjoyer? you're gay, and that's fine

god created exactly two genders:

-Kung Pow Enter the Fist enjoyers

-Kung Pow Enter the Fist haters

Perfect Dark already invented the meatsim 30 years ago

a white guy having the last name "Glover" seems like stolen valor somehow

sometimes you just strike gold on the first swing

if they add achievements to my CRT Shader menu I'll finally become a pro gamer

I have 750 games and apps on my steam deck and the one with the most hours used is "steamgriddb cover art widget"

some of those that Sonic Forces are the same that burn crosses