Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Had to take all the cats down to the basement twice already today. Tornadoes are probably my legit biggest fear, right after being in water I can't see through.

I just wanted space jesus and space satan to kiss one time.

This is not the "The Visitor" that I've seen and own, which is from 1979 and about space jesus and space satan battling over an 8 year old girl and there's a bunch of psycho birds for some reason. Also a very bizarre movie, but for entirely different reasons it sounds like.

Somebody come geeterrr she's dancin like a stripper

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

Has Nathan Fillion been 40 years old for his entire life?

I love that AEW talent is allowed to beat up celebrities and children #AEWRevolution

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled.

A truly extraordinary moment.

We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Act like it.

"Don't be afraid of me, be afraid of what you're going to have to do to keep me down" is such a banger of a line from Statlander #AEW

I no longer think I invented them, but here's a fresh pi-ku for pi day:

History
.
It's
interesting
how
yesterday's today
has not and will not ever repeat
despite
all of it coming round
again and again,
spiraling,
inevitably
rhyming yester with yesterday...

Honestly, true. Do you think if he loses on Sunday, he'll just become Gardener Adam Page?

find someone who loves you the way Hangman Adam Page loves plants

Are you supposed to eat the foil on the top of the Modelo bottle, or is it just for garnish?

Is the raccoon or is the raccoon not drinking a modelo was Schrodinger's original thought experiment before the cat thing

Golden YouTube video by Portugal. The Man - Topic

The good people in Portugal. The Man recorded a cover of "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters. Check it out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8u2...

I would marry Tony Schiavone for love

Where we're going (reddit), we won't need eyes to see (just keyboards to yell through)

I'm only marrying Maxwell for the money

Kill Kyle Fletcher, marry MJF, fuck Don Callis (fuck ICE too)

The Target boycott is dead; long live the Target boycott

Can't believe they just give those canisters away at the bank drive thru

people don't even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this

How I arrived on Bluesky

Jon "I'm gonna take an edible and speak my shit" Moxley.
#AEWCollision 🤼

Writer and director of I Saw the TV Glow? I'm in

oh good the entirety of media is owned by Ellison now.

AEW is what happens when a wrestling company actually likes its fans