Jaw on floor at this weeks comeback comeback

Disturb the peace! Why doesn’t she just have it saying #rebelheart and be done with it.

Have been sat next to 3 different people on this train and all of them snapchatting

I’m on board but I’ve forgotten every single supporting character

Mrs Hat flashback when?

So nice to wake up dreaming about japes with my best friends Christian Siriano and Garak

Even budget hotels deserve basic colour change functionality now

LOVED this, and in fact the whole album.

A valid worry which I share

Time to get back on the dark web someone must have a file somewhere

Omg yes - was wearing a scarf that was suspiciously high like he was hiding something.

Except from memory Alpha detailing that the venari ral have skirmished with the furies

So let me get this straight this venereal scourge is now affecting furries?

Just passed a dead ringer for Timmy Chally but let’s be honest it’s probably too close to Sadlers Wells

Fairly confident that I am not a societal villian but if Louis Theroux asked to interview me I’d probably err on the side of saying no just in case.

Screenshot from starfleet academy, 2 Characters in a nicely lit room subtitled ‘our territory until we’ve ended the venari ral threat’

So let me get this straight the federation is facing a venereal threat

Do you think that Katy Perry actually liked kissing a girl that much? (Just came on shuffle and sounds like a real relic.)

The waiter let us have the carafe at the end possibly after hearing us mock the restaurant loudly so we cheered him and called him a legend.

We actually missed that trick

Tonight’s restaurant told us they couldn’t leave the water carafe on the table because the owner didn’t like it. Wouldn’t have been so annoying if the water glasses weren’t thimbles!

Where can I get the green lost Mary’s that Lee pace is hoofing in foundation season 3?

Sorry but how has no one done a jacket potato full English combo before

An USHER COVER?!

Uh oh things spiralled

lol it’s like the X factor never went away

Not the child I just passed asking his dad ‘who was England against in the last world war’ like he’s prepping for the next one

Yes please

Emerges from the cloud of smoke in the studio to say she’s going to cover that GFOTY nonsense song in the style of EC

Lana releasing something so dumb and unlistenable makes me like her marginally more.

New drag king name Jacob Rees Mogging

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny