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Posts by Maelstrom Descent (I’m Toby Ziegler, I work at the White House)

What do these companies have in common?

Amazon
Target
UPS
Microsoft
Home Depot
Meta
Nike
Verizon

All of them just announced layoffs—after getting huge corporate tax breaks last year.

We're still waiting for the responses to the letters @warren.senate.gov sent them demanding answers.

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The final trailer for 'Animal Farm' has been released.

Voice cast: Seth Rogen, Gaten Matarazzo, Steve Buscemi, Glenn Close, Laverne Cox, Kieran Culkin, Woody Harrelson, Jim Parsons, Andy Serkis, Kathleen Turner & Iman Vellani.

In theaters May 1st.

[📽 via Angel] #AnimalFarm

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a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers

Is he dead yet?

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Happy Easter and remember that Jesus would agree with this sentiment:

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An AP News article headline: As Trump orders UFO data released, a question hangs: If aliens exist, what would they think of us?

Underneath the headline is a video screenshot of a weird old lady with a pair of alien eye glasses and a creepy grin, who perfectly captures a visual of what aliens would probably think of us

An AP News article headline: As Trump orders UFO data released, a question hangs: If aliens exist, what would they think of us? Underneath the headline is a video screenshot of a weird old lady with a pair of alien eye glasses and a creepy grin, who perfectly captures a visual of what aliens would probably think of us

Well if they didn’t think we were stupid as fuck before, they sure as hell do now.

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Ha ha!!!

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I TALK ALOT OF SHIT
AND I'VE NEVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING

MTG

I TALK ALOT OF SHIT AND I'VE NEVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING MTG

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Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig scoop www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

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This

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Wtf!

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The Generals are gone.
The AG is gone.
We started a war.
Gas is up.
Healthcare is up.
Prescriptions are up.
The rich are richer.
The poor are poorer.
Protesters have been killed.
Service members have been killed.
The law is a suggestion.
The constitution is a memory.

We. Are. Not. Okay.

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#TrumpLegacy I salute Ari K and Schuyler Brown complete legends for making this! Have a Good Friday!
www.instagram.com/arikuschnir/
www.instagram.com/schuylerbrown/

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Electric eel implies that there also exists an acoustic eel.

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Yeah. Can’t ask for compassion when you have none for others. That’s not how it works. Yall talk about equality but when the shows on the other foot you forget all the nasty things you hurl at folks to appease the base.

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They Just Made It Illegal to Stockpile — The New Laws Nobody Told You About
They Just Made It Illegal to Stockpile — The New Laws Nobody Told You About YouTube video by Fallout Raccoon

youtu.be/rIv5vr2hbNw?...

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GLINDA:
You don't need to be helped any longer.
You've always had the power to go back to
Democracy.

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Indict them all !!

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The Universe Will Have A "Big Bang" Of A Relief That Day......

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No Kings was so big this time, even God and Jesus showed up!

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Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes that look like cartoon eyes (but are not retouched, I swear). She is smiling as she homes in on a French fry.

Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes that look like cartoon eyes (but are not retouched, I swear). She is smiling as she homes in on a French fry.

Same dog, same scene - mouth gaping wide to receive the fry.

Same dog, same scene - mouth gaping wide to receive the fry.

Now she CHOMP. Gently. No fingers were harmed.

Now she CHOMP. Gently. No fingers were harmed.

Here she’s grabbing two fries and looking very silly but smug about it. She is a very good girl.

Here she’s grabbing two fries and looking very silly but smug about it. She is a very good girl.

please pause your doomscrolling for this breaking news re: dogs and fries 👇

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Worst President ever.....

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Won't someone PLEASE, for the sake of all that's rational, give him some sort of prize to limit the worldwide damage he's been doing on a daily basis?

#ThankYouForYourAttentionToHisDementia 🙏

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The existence of underwear implies that there also exists an underwhy, an underwhat, an underhow and an undertowhatextent? 😝

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Swalwell: You better believe that accountability is coming. Immunity is going to be stripped. And to Kristi Noem, Tom “Cashbag” Homan, Greg Bovino—your asses are going to be in these witness chairs.

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Awesome

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