Almost all of these are correct. Apart from the tea one, obvs.

I recommend being both.
YOLO.

We used to buy them from the newsagent and do them at lunch break. School. Some of us are still alive.

This made me chuckle.

Diplomatic, moi?

Making a bishop sexy is a BIG ask IMO.

Richard. Gemma. Both challenging to the very max.
And this is why they’re ace.

I love that show, apart from the 90% of flats with a corridor living room, and the 90% of buyers with a budget 50% below realistic.

40 years here and I still get excited.

Yesterday I did a poo and put it in the post.

Might send the rest to Elon.

Today was going to be my first Leeds game since Covid.

I HATE the train companies.

I’d be happy with an Ig Nobel, provided it comes with the Nobel prize money 😁

Up=Down
Down=Up

Intuitive. Not.

I’ve still got your bloody Greek fridge magnet from last year 🙁

The higher the number, the colder the fridge 🤯

It’s taken me *ahem* years to check.

I’ve been doing this for years and IT FELT LIKE TIME TO CHECK

Up is down, so to speak.

Today I am “I just had to look up whether turning the fridge dial to a higher number makes it hotter or colder” years old.

Underrated 👌

There’s a cheese toastie man on Strutton Ground round the corner from my office who is responsible for about 4 stone of my weight gain already this year.

Fishnet tights on a woman’s legs

Ladies - are these *really* “warm snuggly tights”?

I’m a Haverfordwest boy.

Different rules.

I feel I may have missed a gogogoch there.

Never too late to meet me in Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.

Me too. Weather’s nice this time as well.

I’m in Anglesey otherwise I’d buy you a proper dinner.

Riverside Westminster that’s about the going rate.

Riverside Rotherhithe, you *really* need to move hotels.

Fabulous stuff. As always 👌

“Use some fucking headphones” is the advice I give almost daily.