ANSWER: prolly not. The closest thing i could get to would be an ebike- but reddit says motorcycle delivery is a v common thing in india and mexico- i now know exactly what my next topic of coversatipns will be woth my mexican coworker and indian manager and im v upset i have the next two days off.
Currently figuring out how to ask my boss about delivering pizza on a motorcycle… this cannot wait until my next shift. I need to draft this text right now and im actually. Losing my shit istfg bro somebody sedate me for the love of fuck
FUFKING MIRRORS ATTACHED!!! (trees) THESE MEN ARE HAZARDS ON THE ROAD!!! ⚠️STAY BACK 500 FEET⚠️ NOT TO MENTION HOW THEE FUCK THEY GOT INTERNATIONAL LICENSES FOR THE UK WOTH THEIR BIG FUCKIMG AMERICAN TRUCKS THEY IMPORTED ACROSS THE DUCKING SEA GOD I HATE THEM SO MUCH WHY ARE YHEY LIKE THIS (my fault)
Look at these men and tell me they wouldnt drive an orange ford ranger and a red ford f250, respectively. You literally cant. Look at me. Badger drives more mud than truck. Rat has to have a step ladder to get into his fkn truck. BADGER IS MISSING HALF HIS FRONT BUMPER AND RAT CANT KEEP HIS +
NO! TALK! ME!!! IN LESS THAN THREE DAYS I AM GOING TO FUCKING CRY FOR 3-5 BUSINESS WEEKS THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND SOMEONE SHOOT MY EX FOR ME
Ive been having wifi issues/data issues for like a week or two now it sucks major ass
I dont think i can properly explain how overleveled Peitro is… i got to thinking about it and he really is just… That Guy. Thee Guy, even. Hes not meant to fight the party. Bro literalyl just wants his prince, his mercs, a drink, elven churros, and the monarchs heads mounted in the royal chambers.
Meowmorwmoremoewmeowmoeeowmeowmeowmorwmwoemwowmeoemoemeowmoeowmeowmiemwmeowmoemweowmeowmeowmeowwwwwww
Things that should be a one-time payment being a subscription service pisses me off to no end. Fuck you Endless Paper. Die in a fire and burn in hell. Im not paying six bucks a month/thirty for six months/a hindred a year for a drawing app you cocksucking bootlicking useless wad of dick cheese 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
My gender is complex in the way that, for the entirety of my life, ive wanted nothing more than to be my dad’s little girl, and for as long as i can remember, ive wanted to beat the ever loving shit out of god for not giving my mom everything she wanted in her life. And i cant have either.
Spanish elf spanish elf spanidh elf spanish elf spanish elf spanish elf spanish elf i need everyone to understand me roght now istfg spanish elf- Peitro is now spanish and mo one can change me mind- can i do a spanish accent? No! Do i care? ALSO NO!!! I WILL LEARN!!!! FOR MY SPANISH ELF DAMNIT!!!!!!
The good part about me having to go get my meds today before work means i can get firehouse subs before work-
Finally cleaning my room… was it a depression room? Maybe. Was it a mess? Completely. Im trying to be better- its slowly getting better-
“Fucked around and forgot about it” I NEED THAT ON A SHIRT IMMEDIATELY
I was pretty into Payday 2 at the time and thought of “mag dump” -> “dumpster” -> “dumbster” -> “MagDumbster”
Surprise Money FTW!!!!!
Or what if aliens actuallt do find Oppy ans rheir first impression of us is how much we care, how much we love, how we sent her songs and taught her ti sing, how much we crave learning about the everything among thr nothing suurounding us. Wgat if its our love and curiosity that draws then to us?
What sbour robots/androids vs alielens- aluens invading and the androuds we create, who we make un our image, fighting to defend our Earth while we prolly wpyld barely like the androids to syart with. But thry care, becausr we programmed them with care, our scientists design them wuth care
And D&D folks:
Absolutely: Peitro, Jergund
Hesitates, but yes: Axel
Hesitates, but no: Tsukito
Absolutely not: Dayliah, Jazge’Kiv
Absolutely: Faye, Raven, Rat,
Hesitates, but yes: Tashka, Markus, Dogs, LoTAC, Tick
Hesitates, but no: Viktor, Blanks
Absolutely not: Ryse, Dean, Izan, Bin, Badger
Hey, so…. Making maps is fun… brushes from alwaysbecoloring.com
Now i just need peeps to play with 😭
My collection grows…. All dice From in_the_chains_dg on mercari
(Top left: Tsukito, Top Right: Jergund, Bottom left: Jagze’Kiv, Bottom right: Axel. Bottom row: Feebies!) Also got Peitro’s dice custom ordered from an artist on etsy, and ill post that when they come!
Jagze’Kiv: Ehhhh itll be safer if you dont trust him woth most things. Not bc of anything bad- he just doesnt really understand the concept of keeping shit to himslef
Jergund: Youll be fiiine. Mostly. Prolly… Kinda… Maybe. Actually, on second thought, maybe dont do that. He might tattle to his gods
Dayliah: She. Does. Not. Care. She is trying to survive The Horrors. She is Busy trying to Not Die- Fun Fact: Nearly burning to death while your family has an ongoing deal with a trickster god means youll be brought back thru Dragon Blood Transfusion! Now with Added Fire Magic! Suffer! But Live!!!
And D&D folks:
Pietro: If you dont, youre gonna be /Much/ worse off
Tsukito: 50/50 tbh- he’ll run to Pietro with Everything anyone tells him, no matter how In Confidence it is-
Axel: Yea. He aint no snitch. Just dont break the rules of the WitchLight carnival or you Will regret it-
I should be able to crit on my paycheck
I should not be allowed to have adult money
Chewing at the bars of my enclosure and screeching at the top of my lungs bc i want to drop $300 on a custom dice set despite fully knowing it would be a deeply unwise purchase considering the current state of everything, everywhere, all the time
Time for kintsugi-