Horny autism representation is so goated

We need to start freely deploying the w-slur.

It is short for “wight-person,” which is a maggot-coloured ghoul that assumes a mockery of the human shape whose soul has been ripped away and hates and eats all life and innocence.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

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I hope your strong female characters didn’t accidentally inspire any Israeli women to blow up other women 😬

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

Noooo stop if too many people object to orders they’ll have to ship ICE over stop doooooon’t

Worms / PC / Ocean Software / 1995

Things can’t be ontologically true when you lie about them, interesting! Proof is fine though.

If you think about it NASA was stopping pedophilia from escaping Earth and spreading to other planets.

They’re so dumb they’re projecting their own confusion onto themselves and can’t even tell.

It’s like the entire field of psychology is publicly discredited while privately being used against the population like a scalpel, or something

Oops! He would need to value his life first which precludes his placement in that situation.

They're not journalists. We need to start pushing back on that shit. Call these people PR professionals. They hate that. Trust me. Nothing cuts a "reporter" deeper than calling them Public Relations because they have such disdain for the people who work in that industry.

Surprised to see that Trump, who is usually so deliberate and thoughtful, has decided to create a world where kidnapping or killing world leaders is a normalized method of handling threats.

Operation Epstein’s Fury

I know this will get me in hot water but what if there were consequences for being a bad person who hurts kids on purpose

If we all pop our monocles at once 🧐

You are gonna die because of a pedophile one way or the other you may as well pick the one where you didn’t protect them.

Joe let’s see how fast we can get the cast of Spiderverse to Piskor this mf

Executions of podcasters scheduled to resume until the MLK Jr of the Right is found.

If they can change Gen Y to Millennials because of the big thing going on, then together we can all change Gen Alpha to Epsteinites, come on everyone!

Whoa hold on now do you think those two amounts of time are different because they ARE NOT DIFFERENT THEY (18 years and ~4 years at most) ARE THE SAME

The most expensive military in the world measured him and saw his worth in collecting urine samples, for very useful battlefield data analysis probably

Anyone else starting to notice the longer you live, the more people you hear about dying? Something going on here. The cowards at the funeral home refuse to give me answers. They know I’m close. Where are my grandparents?

I can just tell you’re pronouncing it with the wrong spelling

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

The reason rich people need to make robots is because if people build their escape rocket there’s a bomb on it

Ancient examples of comic creators having poster’s madness:

Al Capp (Li’l Abner) was a serial sexual predator who supported gay rights and MLK, but hated hippies.

Chester Gould (Dick Tracy) got into a one sided feud with NASA about how best to travel to the moon.