Run a PC via Discord, but only if you bought the nitro plan to keep your opsec clean

Just stop planning 🤷‍♂️

Don’t bother looking for new Ivanti exploits

Surely, it’s all been picked over by now

h/t: @activemeasures.bsky.social

Co-opt the drug-addled billionaire owner of a website to let you use it as a watering hole

Hell, nobody read our reports anyhow

Listen, when people say that cyber effects are low value, they fail to take into account our job security.

Did some of us burn excellent collection for fleeting effects? Sure.

But did we also avoid getting sent to the front? Absolutely.

Impress your commanders and Western vendors with this one simple trick!

Target a power plant that is apparently also getting hit with missiles, then tell your boss it was a “coordinated cyber-kinetic pincer movement”

Send your phishing emails in alphabetical order

admin panel access feeling crowded nowadays 😭

This was inspired by the amazing @nixonnixoff.bsky.social

Hack T-Mobile and hope all the misanthropic teenage monsters already in their networks don’t find you

Unencrypted satcom is the glory hole of cyberspace

Hell, maybe I’ll just use it for basically everything

kharpedar

That finding is totally getting signed, trust me

Skeet from the SCIF