Reminds me of:

That alone is not a valid data point on its own - everybody has a crush on Jenna. No exceptions.

*resonance screech*

@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social tip that changed my life:
when you're looking for your glasses (or anything else while not wearing glasses), look through your phone's camera.

Now, if you're looking for your PHONE without glasses in order to, say, find your glasses... gods-
peed.

That's what's called a honey trap, right?

Of course. Why use money in a way that could benefit non-billionaires like soldiers or other cannon fodder when it could instead gather dust and interest in the bank accounts of the Trump crime syndicate's members?

Scraping money into the billionaires' pockets wherever they can find it.

Oh, but that's just one of the heists he's currently pulling amidst the crypto scams, the billions he's shifting into his pockets through his Board of Peace "donation", the golfing he makes the taxpayers pay for, the DOGEing of all expenses not going to billionaires, stealing Venezuela's oil money,

No.

Nobody's asked me. The people hogging the oil spigots keep making that choice for me.

If your Star Trek ship's serial number isn't NCC-80085, what's the point at all?

Propaganda works.

Could use a banana for scale.

I challenge you to take a photo that does not, at least partly, depict the Milky Way.

When you're rich, they let you do it or something.

Imagine waking up and being completely underwater. That's the stuff of nightmares.

They're not wrong, it is decisive insofar as it has completely obliterated the US' standing in the Middle East and in the world's opinion in general.

I bet Thiel has a list of mistakes that Sauron and Saruman made.

It's in disgoose.

Transition into mindless sock puppet: complete.

"Your garden is a prime area for development. I'll just have to raze the house that someone built there and force the inhabitants out, then it can finally be put to good use by me."

"Only terrorists would say that gas is expensive under Godking Trump. Are you a terrorist? Are you?"

"Your garden is a prime area for development. I'll just have to raze the house that someone built there and force the inhabitants out, then it can finally be put to good use by me."

Mob-ocracy by the Epstein class.

I wonder if knowing what's in the unredacted Epstein files is what makes him want to be insensate for the duration.

No need for concern, he can still enthusiastically praise everything the god-king does to the high heavens. Don't mind the slurring.

Poor buddy having a cold?

Dems are just the clean-up personnel between Republican heists.

Israel escalates attacks on medics in Lebanon with deadly ‘quadruple tap’ Lebanese health ministry says killing of 91 healthcare workers shows ‘total disregard’ for international law

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

I'm sorry, but if you are targeting the medics sent to save the medics you targeted when they were sent to save the other medics you targeted when they were sent to save the medics you targeted initially, that is not an accident and you are a monster.

I wish we could enjoy it longer than the climate catastrophe will leave our society as we know it intact.