The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Look, last week a bunch of folks were bemoaning the California gubernatorial primary because of the clickbait narratives of the national political media and their stoking the off-chance that two MAGAts could make it through the jungle primary.

I told y'all to calm down.
I told you CA Dems had this.

You’re welcome, my friend. 💛

Maybe this will help?

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Okay who’s volunteering to have a train go past their house at 767 miles per hour.

(The fastest train currently functioning in the world goes about 250 mph.)

RFK Jr needs to be held liable in civil court for wrongful deaths.

Iran stays the course with its meme game. 😂

Book Bans Surge as Organized Campaigns Expand

Challenges to books remain near record levels, but data and reporting show a shift from local complaints to broader, organized efforts operating across districts and states.

theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/book-bans-...

It’s so true, though. 😂 Now every time you see him, you’ll think of that image. You’re welcome. 😂

Happy Tuesday, Sweet Sis! 💖🌺🤗

“I ❤️ Genocide” - Alan Dershowitz

FEMA has made thousands of cuts to the disaster response workforce right before hurricane season.

You know what upends peace talks?

Saying you “expect to be bombing”

What you are experiencing (your frustration, your grief, your rage, your daily struggles to evolve in an environment hostile to your emotional, mental, economic, and political health) is not merely legitimate, and ought to be recognized as real... but it is powerfully, supremely human.

I am once again saying that letting fascists back into society when they pretend to be repentant like this will lead to the rise of fascism again. They are upset because Trump has made them look like the fascists they are. This does not mean they are on the side of morality and human rights suddenly

Reminder:

You are open to healing.

You can lean on others for support.

You treat yourself with loving kindness.

Your past does not define you.

This darkness won’t last forever.

You are resilient in the face of any challenge.

I'm proud of you

You’re welcome! 😁

Dude looks like he got locked in a shipping crate with three succubi and no water

The time naiveté, etiquette, and patience is lightyears in our rearview mirror.

It is. It’s from their video.

You know what I’d love to see???

A reality show where millionaire CEOs are required to live off their lowest paid employees salary for 1 month.

I thoroughly enjoy his content.
He’s delicious. 🤣🤣🤣

“The President, Vice President, and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.”

- US Constitution
Article II, Section 4

If a man rapes a woman, he doesn't deserve a future.

Donald Trump was mentioned a million times in the Epstein files and has not had to answer a single question about it.

I had a Santa gif tagged and never heard back. 🤣

I read something about this a while back. Susie Wiles is a strategist and manages to stay behind the scenes for the most part.
I’ll see if I can find the link.

An IDF soldier was photographed vandalizing a statue of Jesus with an ax and we are supposed to believe that this isn’t a Zionist army

Someone should ask JD Vance if that’s a legitimate theological argument

The great American poet is Walt Whitman.

Why?

Whitman sees and celebrates all the best things about us.
He lauds the working class. He praises the equality of women to men. He marvels at the beauty of the black body. He acknowledges our grief and growth, but sees us as able to overcome ourselves.

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Goodbye Norma Jeane Elton John sings to Marilyn Monroe YouTube video by Mauricio batista de queiroz

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