Happy #fatassfriday 😁

This is called the Tenderizer because it resembles the end of a meat Tenderizer mallet. It will have a similar effect on some buns! This is solid 3/4 in walnut.

My picture of @bettie-rose.bsky.social providing some background 🌶

This is a double-sided custom text paddle on solid 3/4 inch Walnut.

My photo of @bettie-rose.bsky.social was added for some background spice.

I just realized I could post the uncensored versions of these paddle flip videos with Bettie.

I gotta throw out a video montage every now and then to get attention. 😁

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I spent 21 years in the restaurant business eating shit when customers did this. Now, I feel everything you're saying here. People actually apologize to me when they think they've upset me, and it's so weird to me.

P.O.V.: You built her some new toys for Christmas!

Now is the time to get these plans and have one or all of these furniture pieces built for that special person in your life who likes things a little bit spicier.
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I'm in Tennessee, but is this Silver Falls? My favorite post-apocalyptic series of books by S.M. Stirling has this as the central location for one of its factions. It was a group obsessed with Lord of the Rings.

This is the 7th "Spirit Board" I've sold. The carved side is based on the design from the early twentieth century, and the laser engraved side is based on the version used since the mid-40s.

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New to Bluesky, but I've been selling these furniture plans as digital downloads on earthbonewoodworks.com and earthbonewoodworks.etsy.com for almost a year now.

This week's 16 paddles that I made.