Commercials starting off real strong with Dunkin and Little Caesars

Do Margaret Qualley and Dustin Milligan look similar to anyone else or am I losing it

Really funny how the “I can’t remember to call someone by their new pronouns” crowd gets upset when you call it the Gulf of Mexico

The parting message in the app tells us everything we need to know about who is kissing whom’s butt.

Normally I’m asleep by 9:30 but it’s 12:30 and I’m still awake panicking about norovirus

This Netflix JonBenét Ramsey documentary is full of people who need looking at, in particular, that woman talking about the saxophone, she needs to be on a fucking list.

watching the new JonBenet Ramsey doc and that saxophone lady is evil

Anyone else delusionally holding out hope that something will happen before January 20th that will stop this nightmare & save us?

Or is it just me?

On point.

Post showing precipitous decline of share of deaths in Massachusetts from diseases for which vaccines are now available, from 70% in 1840 to low digits % by 1950-60 where it is stayed. Caption: There are not many places on earth where we have detailed cause-of-death data from before the era of widespread vaccination. Massachusetts is one of those places. From 1842-1877, 70% of all deaths were from diseases which we today have vaccines to prevent.

Anyone who is anti-vax is pro-death. Period. The science and data do not lie. And they don’t care about your podcast.

We did this year because I’m desperate for any tiny morsel of joy I can find 😅

stop immigration so we can take care of our own im starving. fuck off.

How much time does everyone else spend thinking about the game Heavy Rain

nothing to see here

perfectly normal

everything going according to plan

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Bluesky> threads>Banging your head into the wall > x

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ITS NOVEMBER 20TH????
IT WAS NOVEMBER 5TH 3 GODDAMN DAYS AGO????

When you go to your friends birthday party at McDonald’s and ordered your own food like a big boy

Exhibit A: Muppets from Space

They all scare me but for different reasons

Can someone please explain starter packs to me like I am 5

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

Tweet saying This isn’t a cabinet. This is a junk drawer.

Well said.

Kid Rock is gonna be press Secretary isn’t he