The fact of the matter is that when Shania says “Let’s go, girls,” I’m grabbing my jacket and keys.

Jack White is probably my all time favorite musician.

I am BEGGING the whites* not to make the halftime show he just did a racist dogwhistle against Bad Bunny.

*am white, I know how we get

Baseball might be the sport where the fuckups are the most entertaining. What comes close? Blown coverage where the receiver is the only dude on the television?

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I will give grace on account that October 1st is a Wednesday but your Halloween decorations must be up by 10:00 am on Saturday

Fitting that the last new thing I watched before canceling Disney+ was Andor, a show explicitly about how if you bend the knee for fascism, you will eventually be destroyed.

I love my new Labubu

Oh hey when the police beat the shit out of or kill some people and not others in similar circumstances it’s political violence.

"It's pretty risky to take public opinion into account when you're deciding cases," Barrett said.

Also these assholes: “You don’t have a right if it’s not rooted in tradition.”

That’s the same fucking thing

I fucking forgot about this again.

Anyways it’s September but we have to pace ourselves, loves. I’m a basic bitch like the rest of us, but we gotta do pumpkin AND apple cider AND maple AND caramel.

Maple>pumpkin anyway, and I say this as someone who nearly weeps when consuming pumpkin pie.

“We’re better than this.”

No, we’re not. We have the ability to be but we blow it. That’s the tragedy of America - what we squander.

The government tells the men and women willing to die for this flag that it’s for a greater purpose, and then doesn’t deliver what they died for.

My favorite line in every argument for not taxing the rich because they worked hard is “…a small loan from his parents of $2 million.”

Don’t get the point of AI when we already had men around to be confidently incorrect.

*No One Mourns the Wicked choir tunes up*

WE’RE FUUUUUUUUUCKED

Mount Rushmore II of Tkachuks

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat . Alt: Fozzy is bombing at the microphone while wearing a tie and hat .

But if they go out slowly they’ll finish in last place!

Just peaked in the grocery store and eggs ain’t cheaper yet. Failure.

Breaking: Democrats, who are fools, got played like fools

The right, good, and true Super Bowl is Lions-Bills but nooooo, like our politics everything is fucked.

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As required by law

The biggest fraud of politicians always talking about America overcoming adversity is that every time America fucks up, lots of people didn’t overcome anything because in these fuckups (slavery, genocide, gun and domestic violence, you name it) they fucking died.

Since the 2016 primaries, this was what this has always been about. The worst kid you went to school with no longer getting punished.

Star Wars barkeep Ladd McConkey

Her talent is boundless. Check this out.

Sometimes you see something so cruel that you need to go on record against it. It’s sometime. This is torture and barbarism.

Thundersnow, so STL weather is right on its bullshit.

I don’t know. It’s tough to think anything other than we’re entering America’s biggest Fuck Around and Find Out in a few weeks.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

This land is your land
This land is my land
Orange hands on Panama
And apparently Greenland

You know the McCallisters are rich because at 8 years old Kevin’s sweater game is on fucking POINT.

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Love ya, buddy.