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Posts by Sara Hoffman

die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted

Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie

4 months ago 1383 379 43 86

Thread of Alice Wong articles:

5 months ago 5 2 0 0

Going to Georgetown tonight. I miss you, DC Circulator.

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I unlocked a new concept of privilege: a women is talking on the phone behind me talking to someone about traveling and she says “no, I’ve never been to a funeral”

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I was closing my browser tabs and read that my profile has just been viewed… by Roy, 63.

6 months ago 0 0 0 0

First match suggestion: Jerry, 60, Richland Hills.
No pic, bummer.

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Salt & Pepper, yes. Silver, no.

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A nametwin signed up for Silver Singles. I don’t feel like I’m the right fit for that.

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Why can’t we have nice things? RIP Circulator.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Godspeed

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Disco pup 🪩🕺🐶

6 months ago 1 1 0 0

I mean, I’d rather live under capitalism than fascism, but y’all need to stop.
🛑 We tired.

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Screenshot of app release notes from the last 2 months for the Starbucks app showing 8 individual releases that all say “We made some changes to make things run smoother”

Screenshot of app release notes from the last 2 months for the Starbucks app showing 8 individual releases that all say “We made some changes to make things run smoother”

What is even the point of Release Notes? Don’t be boring AF

Two months of smoothing? Is it flat already?

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."

No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.

Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

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MeasureCamp DC promotion image with the Chinatown Metro fan as the backdrop. October 4th, 2025 from 9a to 5p. Location is the District Architecture Center at 421 7th St NW, the Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro station.

MeasureCamp DC promotion image with the Chinatown Metro fan as the backdrop. October 4th, 2025 from 9a to 5p. Location is the District Architecture Center at 421 7th St NW, the Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro station.

The third and final ticket release for MeasureCamp DC went live earlier this week - grab yours today: bit.ly/46eWTeH

Already attending? Thinking about hosting a session? download a session card: bit.ly/4nj1UJY

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Screenshot of a search feature where a user can select the number of "Rows per page:" The dropdown value says 10 and the text to the right that states the number of results shown in the information returned says "11-9 of 9"

Screenshot of a search feature where a user can select the number of "Rows per page:" The dropdown value says 10 and the text to the right that states the number of results shown in the information returned says "11-9 of 9"

New Star Trek character just dropped: 11 of 9
Did the Borg forget how to count?

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Maybe it’s because I’m a state legislator, but I’m worried about the under reaction here. She didn’t spend the night on the House floor. She’s being DETAINED AGAINST HER WILL BY REPUBLICANS UNTIL SHE FOLLOWS THEIR ORDERS. This is 🦇 💩

8 months ago 1875 848 39 14
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Here are the House Dems NOT cosponsoring the #DCStatehood bill:
Cuellar
Don Davis
Gillen
Gluesenkamp Perez
Golden
Goodlander
V. Gonzalez
Gray
Harder
Kaptur
Susie Lee
Liccardo
McDonald Rivet
Pappas
Pou
Riley
Sherrill
Titus
Vasquez
Whitesides

8 months ago 16 15 4 5

Folks, don’t be like me. Don’t schedule a 9am dentist appointment on a Monday.

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WMATA's Better Bus should have been named Bus Bullshit.

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Ozzy Osbourne: Welcome to Hell (affectionate)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)

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Russian Doll sounds much less manipulative than the idea of Inception. 🌀

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I’m doing my part (meme from the movie Starship Troopers)

I’m doing my part (meme from the movie Starship Troopers)

I smashed two lantern flies on my way to the metro.

8 months ago 2 0 0 0

woot! can't wait to see you there!

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What: The world's only analytics unconference where the content is decided in-person.

Where: October 4, 2025

Where: District Architecture Center

Who: digital analysts, data engineers, data privacy and governance specialists, marketers, and you

9 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Just because I measure marketing doesn't mean I'm any good at it - ticket drop coming this week for MeasureCampDC!
bit.ly/4kPKJy6

#measure #measurecamp #measurecampdc

9 months ago 0 1 1 1

Sometimes y'all be writing too many words for "Because they're racist." It's exhausting. That doesn't even require an em dash.

9 months ago 112 15 1 2

… the number of times the timeline cites “X” as an official channel of communication is nauseating and infuriating.

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Doctors are AMAZED at these 10 ways to BOOST your immune system:

The Tetanus vaccine
The Measles vaccine
The Polio vaccine
The Mumps vaccine
The HPV vaccine
The Pneumonia vaccine
The Hepatitis B vaccine
The Rubella vaccine
The Diphtheria vaccine
The Covid-19 vaccine

- @hislopmd.bsky.social

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