Dear the state of New Jersey,

Fuck all the way off with your $50 “admin fee” per toll.

Next time I feel safe and secure about the nation, please don’t hesitate to throw a dildo at me.

Wishing I had just watched our girls win today and make it two in two, putting our qualification chances in our own hands! COYGIG! #IRELAND

Good news for New Yorkers, bad news for rats: all trash will be in rat-proof bins by the end of 2031.

No more black bags on the sidewalks — it’s time to put a lid on it.

Took charge of Real Sociedad when they were in relegation trouble, has them 4 points off 5th, looking for a Champions League spot, with only 2 defeats, and now Copa Del Rey Champion.

The first USA Manager to win a trophy in a Top Five league. Enorme, Rino 👏

Incredible satellite imagery of the tornado outbreak underway across the central United States.

We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.

They Were Convicted of Killing Their Abusers. A New Law Offered a Second Chance at Freedom. An Oklahoma law was supposed to help reduce the sentences of women who killed their abusers. Why are nearly all of them still in prison?

As more states enact survivor-justice laws, it remains to be seen if the criminal justice system is capable of perceiving someone like Wilkens not just as a perpetrator who must be punished but also as a victim deserving of mercy.

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Opinion | The Pope Bedevils Trump A higher authority finally tells Trump he’s no messiah.

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

“The soft-spoken, humble Leo, who strives to unify, squared off against the bombastic, solipsistic Trump, who strives to divide,” writes Maureen Dowd. “And watching the saintly pope school the amoral president is a blessed sight.”

Ending their civilization being loving and compassionate as rhetoric in the same fashion as, say, coming up with a final solution was solving a problem for Jews.

Example: I’m watching Castlevania S3E1, and 10 minutes in, I’ve asked “what’s the song playing the Alucard scene when he’s eating dinner?” or “are the four vampire sisters from the show in the games?” I wind up finding neat little nuggets like this:

So, I’m trying something new while watching TV shows…. I’m using ChatGPT to answer any questions that pop into my brain while watching a show.

I’m finding much more enjoyable to ‘interact’ with while watching the show. Anyone else do this sort of thing?

Arsenal fans get a lot of stick online (some of it deserved tbf!) but the generosity of the ArsenalVision Podcast and Arseblog communities is always incredible.

The consistency with which they show up and support such a good cause is more deserving of mention than some of the nonsense, but hey! ❤️

A very special update, and a message of gratitude. ❤️

MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged Conspiracy theories about the Butler, Pennsylvania, shooting have ramped up in recent weeks as once steadfast Trump supporters turn on the president.

Conspiracy theories about the Butler, Pennsylvania, shooting have ramped up in recent weeks as once steadfast Trump supporters turn on the president. www.wired.com/story/maga-i...

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

Twitch Twitch is the world

I'm a man with a toilet for a head and I'm streaming Bugsnax! ~ www.twitch.tv/bootytootin

Job done for Arsenal. Ice baths and horse placenta cockstails all around before Sunday.

FT Arsenal 0, Sporting 0 - Arsenal reach back to back Champions League semifinals for the first time in their history.

Five goals conceded in 12 European games.

Blow the whistle already! #arsenal

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A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Not quite “the pale blue dot”, but I like it all the same.

Stop the count

What a timeline we live in.

‘Euphoria’ Is Back. Here’s What to Know. The third season of the scandalous drama premieres on Sunday, more than four years after the end of Season 2. Fuzzy on the details? We can help.

“Euphoria” returns to HBO on Sunday for its third season, its first new episode in over four years. Fuzzy on the details? Here's what to know.

Every time someone posts Buttigieg doing something delightful such as this, there are people in the comments saying that he is in fact unworthy because of a thing he said or did that excludes him from meeting the Purity Standard. It would be hilarious if it wasn't a bleak indicator.

Castlevania: Belmont's Curse Is Shaping Up to Be a Bloody Brilliant Series Revival on PS5 Whip it good

Castlevania: Belmont's Curse Is Shaping Up to Be a Bloody Brilliant Series Revival on PS5. (Repost)

More Cat vs Dog showdowns.

🐕🌟💥😼

"Don't eat the cat!!" 😱

#dog #cat #siblingrivalry

Caught the audiobook on sale, it’s next in my queue. :)