That line in Summer Nights, “Did she put up a fight?”, made me feel queasy when I was 10. Urrgghh

Friday dear

I’m going to have it with a cup of tea right now

Hello, I’m a bit drunk, but life is 2025

Fuckpig

Stop harassing me you ginormous sex pest

I’ve done this. It doesn’t take long to work out where everything is.

Enough for a fat rascal at Betty’s.

I woke this morning to be told that Taylor Swift has written a song about her other half’s dick. I’m just disappointed that the the song’s called “Wood” rather than “Travis’ Purple headed love truncheon”

I still haven’t performed Tina Turner’s “Private Dancer” as a 68 year old Yorkshire man wearing a raincoat and a flat cap. “ I’ll be your private dancer, a dancer for brass….would you like to see me do t’shimmy again?”

Fame costs and here’s where you start paying in sweat #TOTP

Leo Sayer in Bucks Fizz chic. #TOTP

I remember having this on a tape we got after collecting cereal tokens. #Japan #Totp

Me and my girl seal clubbing #TOTP

Yazoo!!!! My little sister used to love singing and dancing to this when she was 2 or 3. She’s 46 now #TOTP

True

Why is Cliff Richard on every bloody top of the pops in existence!!!!! #Totp

“You don’t remember me do you?” Why are you calling the police? I bought you a carrot and everything! #TOTP

#bigtrain

“At least she didn’t end up making hats like Sonia” #Totp

Great song. Pointless remix #TOTP

“Gonna write a classic, gonna write it in an attic” Adrian Gurvitz “Classic”

In Between Days is fantastic #TOTP

This followed A Good Heart and You little thief and so so much worse than either of them. #TOTP

Well that was a terrible disappointment #Totp

That last countdown included The Big Sound Authority and This House. I loved that record. #TOTP

My least favourite Bond theme #TOTP

Ah well at least Manchester United can concentrate on the battle for 16th #EuropaLeague.

0 points!!!??? Cheeky fucks