it's sad that the sex robot field is dominated by men who are mainly interested in making artificial teenage girls that dont talk back. if there were more women involved we would see some real weird stuff

i don’t think i will ever fully unpack how fucked up mormonism is, like tell me why a girl i knew had no problem marrying a guy who had sex with his sister basically his whole life (she knew before marrying him) but when she found out he was watching porn she strongly considered divorcing him LMAOOO

I hear it too, we’ll find the bit someday

I heard one time all the kings horses and all the kings men had to put him back together again

Poly, yeah I’m poly. Poly gonna smoke a bowl

this should be making the CEOs of publicly traded companies rather nervous if you’re following the infallible logic of the market here

On this day in 1969, activist and chairman of the Black Panther Party Fred Hampton, was assassinated by Chicago police and the FBI at just 21 years old.

William O'Neal, an FBI informant, infiltrated the Black Panthers and set up Fred Hampton for $300.

I think i just felt internal motivation for the first time

Wanna be so bitchy about this but justice rules

Holy shit shes back!

Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.

SpongeBob window meme. Squidward has a USA flag; SpongeBob a Korean flag; Patrick a Brazilian flag

can i file for emotional bankruptcy

my job: hey you have a lot of work to do

my brain: don't do any of it lol

Dont ask about the couch!

[kim possible facts voice] muppet parts true tho

Justice bout to learn that utah is even a place that exists

big if true

Remember kids, Jesus was “hot to go” up on that cross for YOU

K im glad recycling is allowed

Is copyin my favorite tweets of mine over to here gauche?

Less actual dates but thats good for tinder theyd prefer you stay on the app and if its less directly date oriented and more gettin to know other ppl near you casually bia the internet we can cut down on those awkward first dates

Then you wouldnt have only a bio and some prompts to go by whether theyre funny or not you could see their humor over time and figure out if you vibe…just make the ‘twitter is a dating app’ meme real

Really think all these sites are missin the point tho…if tinder were smart itd become a microblogging platform in its own right but only mutuals so you only see each others posts if you match…ppl would match more often just to get more engagement

Genuinely not prepared for twitter to implode cuz i dont think i can get to 1k follows just for being thirsty but ultimately harmless for a 2nd time

Very important people is such a good show

Can i tell my family i dont wanna spend the night for thanksgiving since i only live 40 minutes away

say it ain’t so
i will not post
turn my phone off
don’t scare the hoes 🎶

God its so good but devastating