Kamala might be the most iconic loser in the history of losers.

Dude. I got sent 20 million of those fucking AOL CDs back in the 90s. This is not a new thing.

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Hot tip: if you HAVE to have dinner and multiple margaritas at Jimmy Buffet’s restaurant, do it with Werner Herzog.

The best

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I signed. If you work in this business, you should too. Every little bit helps, folks.

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It's the greatest theme song in the world. Your praise is accepted, but you will need to enroll in rock and roll re-education camp or face our real wrath.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Reloading. We'll be back soon. Thanks for asking!

You’re not wrong, and I’m sorry. The situation is dire enough that I can’t worry about making sure everyone who’s providing valuable info isn’t a dickhead.

Oh my fucking god

Flattered - deeply - but NOOOOOO

Looking for things that make me HAPPY.

I was raised from birth by a metal pole with a piece of shag carpet wrapped around it so I only talk about how decimating a nation of 90 million people effects the price of oil and poll numbers.

Super fun one. Be sure to watch it on video!

We're back with a super fun video episode!

A true superhero

No demands made
No goals achieved

Literally zero point in seriously engaging with someone who hates Sinead O'Connor and has a grasp of religion that's on par with Sam Harris and Bill Maher.

You’re gonna shit when you find out how religion actually works.

Got it. So it’s impossible to be religious and a feminist.

Brilliant.

Yes, good point. She should have stayed with the religion she was born into. Catholicism has a long and noble history of being very forward thinking when it comes to women.

Yes? And?

Aw, man.

Lovely fellow. Worked with him on my very first job.

How does converting to Islam make her a hypocrite?

The Movies That Made Me WILL RETURN

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Well, she’s to blame for Trump, so let’s blame you a little.

What is that cover art from? Never seen that before. It’s insane!

You voted for someone who supports genocide. You don’t get to moralize at anyone ever.

She should’ve tried harder to win the election, then