Dude.

I like the idea of this being true though.

Ugh. I’m so old that my first thought after reading this was “More Cake anyone?”…

Article 22 is a jewelry company that repurposes Vietnam War shrapnel and battlefield debris. A portion of their profits goes to the Mine Advisory Group, which works to remove landmines still left in Laos (they've removed more than 300k mines!). I like the company's "Shard" necklace collection.

I know it’s cliché, but I did natzi that coming.

I think about this tweet a lot

I feel seen…

I’ve seen enough of these to know I need to add the I haven’t to my list—thanks!

My condolences.

SO. MUCH. FREEDOM!

I do miss the balloons wafting slowly overhead in the summer.

This is amazing 😍

(Alt text for video: An ice skater in a competition does an entire routine to the song "Holding Out for a Hero" while in an inflatable #Minecraft "chicken jockey" suit that makes it look like she is an individual riding a chicken and the chicken is skating.) #Iceskating

And yes, it was a Joker episode.

I was watching the 2004 Animated Batman series as I read this post. Am “I “ in the Matrix?

Beautiful picture!

So so sorry for your loss—He looks like he was a great dog.

But—hear me out—what if we elected one president?

“he has”

Honest question in regards to Jack Smith investigation—if it were to actually go to trial, would Smith be able to present any findings he as his defense?

He asked the one sure question to get to the TRUTH—“Do you love trump as much as I do, or more?”

This is Romsai the elephant he is blind and this kind gentleman Paul Barton is playing one of Romsai favourite melodies…
Thank you for making Romsai feel special.. 🥹 🐘

I have no problem with including my name on reviews—I really want a good, well-written paper published—but OMG have I reviewed some BS w/circular logic…

“Just so people understand, when mommy walks out of the room, she disappears into thin air immediately.”

This is just magnificent. Absolutely perfect.

@thedailyshow.com

Can’t wait for when he decides he can do without a Supreme Court…

Given what I think the endgame is, I wish I were witty enough tie it to Zardoz, but instead will go w/ “I hate the Poor—PULL!”

George Wendt was one of those people who always made me feel that we weren’t all bastards, so maybe there’s hope for us after all.

No one realized he was just a really big fan of the movie “Screamers” & Philip K Dick.