And he’ll sell it on Fox as the greatest deal since the Paris Peace Treaties and the Japanese Instrument of Surrender.

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@haiyada1.bsky.social
She’s talking to you.

Let us rejoice and be thankful it it!

I hope you said that as you exhaled a big ol’ puff from something
‘pon di left hand side

So would it be appropriate to say That’s A Big Fucking Deal!

Happy Fucking Birthday🎂

Big day tomorrow

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Not if I beat you to it!!!

Seems I’m always in the wrong line…

Haters gonna hate, but brilliance transcended all of it!

Yes! Please!! and Thank You!!!

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, c'mon let's play
Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's okay"
And he, he walked away but his smile
Never dimmed and said
"I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

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This one is for May The Fourth … at least 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Fluffy but alert!!!

Ok I snorted…
See @haiyada1.bsky.social … that’s how you do it.

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Ok… sort of froggy
God bless Lynne wherever she is.
So, did the plant survive or just the cracked pot?

But I’m not wrong am I?

Never

Dang…
It’s not for me to say

Does anyone remember the joke to this punchline? “Follow the yellow dicked toad”

Is Michael Caine featured in this version?

Mom used to say “everyone says marriage is a 50/50 proposition… but they don’t really tell you that for the first 50 years you let him think he’s in charge, then for the next 50 years you take over.”