a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch . Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch .

nicki minaj is literally crashing out cause sza said mercury is in retrograde and not to take the bait….
yall i—

Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week"

Little vampire 🧛‍♂️

if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house

If you see something awful on Twitter it's ok you don't have to screenshot it to make sure we all see it here as well

People are complaining about Bluesky adding trending topics but right now "prime rib" is trending and when you click on it it's just a parade of succulent and perfectly cooked prime ribs

One of the best things I ever did for myself was stop comparing my life trajectory to people who have support systems. I won’t say I never had help, but I’m just now truly understanding the difference between “assistance” and “support”.

just scrolled through my phone to find the train ticket and showed the man this image instead with full confidence that THIS was my train ticket.

if you're a guy who is bad at wrapping presents then I suggest starting over a couple of times until it doesn't look like shit. it's an acquired skill like anything else, baby! the women in your life aren't just born knowing this stuff! make an effort!

Luigi Mangione

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

Cat

In the basket

r.kelly straight up said the motivation behind his music was his personal life, and mfs still be on some “you have to separate the twooo”🥴😭 like mf no. i don’t.

There is zero reason to defend celebrities that don't know you exist in situations like this.

Broward Co. to vacate convictions for people who bought crack made by the Sheriff's Office For three years, the Broward County Sheriff's Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest.

"For three years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine."

There is no safe place on the internet right now. Katt Williams opened a portal where we been dealing with nonstop shit every month.

i’m glad i follow the right people cause all i see is either

1) people not being surprised about the Jay-Z news or

2) people telling y’all to stop defending celebrities who literally don’t know you exist

Omg where did you get your top?? You're so pretty!

A single Mycena mushroom has its cap illuminated by autumn sunlight where it grows on a dark log against yellow forest undergrowth

Here is a nice mushroom

Oh boy another weekend thumbsucker about the supposed moral imperative to stay on Twitter. Two thousand words and somehow none of them are "well the product sucks dog balls and now there's competition"

Fish are so stupid. There’s a whole type of animal that lives underwater and gets around by shaking its ass. Get the fuck out of here.

I really do not get this obsession with trying to bully people to stay on any social media app.

Can I apply to #Baddiesky 🫣

The fatter ass you got, the more depressed you be 😔