I’m glad someone has some sense on here. 👏

#KhargIslandFestival

Iran Iran
Slick Astley
Weird Al Tankervic

Bum eyes.

Aural sex.

Ooh, matron!

Eminently selfish of me but it has really made my day that my review sneaks in there at the end!

Search ski jump olympics and erm, penis and I imagine that will answer your question. Genuine news story.

A Los Angeles jury has handed down an unprecedented win for a young woman who sued Meta and Google over her childhood addiction to social media.

A panel of jurors found Meta & Google intentionally built addictive social media platforms that harmed the mental health of a 20 yr old woman

Bonne chance, sir!

Some of us are sweaty buggers the second we get on the bike (irrespective of pace and or distance) and regrettably that has been as true when I have been a fat bastard as much as when I was butcher's dog fit.

But surely Calvinism has been done already?

Oh, that is marvellous.

I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!

You beat me to it 👏

Less a horse whisperer, more a horse hexer?

I'm not a fan of thumbscrews but thankfully my middle name doesn’t start with a T.

If she had a boy would he be Jettison?

Also know as the 'push me pull you'.

Why must we use bins? Refuse, I say!

Seconded, Sinners was excellent.
(Edited 22:26 via @skeetsapp.com)

And an Everton phone case.

Reading is definitely the important bit…but they absolutely do care if the voices aren’t the ones they are expecting and to be fair half the fun is desperately trying to remember if the bloody dog on the broom was more Ray Winstone or Roger Moore the first time you did it.

You could marry him instead.

A very fluffy brown Norwegian Forest Cat is lying prone, all four legs akimbo in an apparent pilchard coma.

From a week ago but in an emergency it will do.

You wouldn’t know my warrants, they go to a different school.

A very furry Norwegian Forest Cat is extremely asleep. He is upside down, all four legs are in the air and his head is folded onto his own shoulder.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that my cat is the most asleep thing ever.

This makes me weep with laughter every time I see it

Aren’t all goats escape goats?

Pride (In the name of Lowe)?

Plenty of us hate our own football teams half the time…but we almost always want the plucky underdog to win.