Hook side first is crazy omg.

What the fuck do Ryan Murphy and Kim Kardashian have on all the bad bitches of Hollywood to get them to participate in all’s fair?? I don’t understand how this cast is so stacked

Listened to an ice spice song for the first time in a long time just to see what she was up to now and i regret it so much… its very bad but very catchy and has been stuck in my head all damn day

Wow yall really ate this one up omg

Happy tdor, friends. To my trans siblings still here with us, I’m so glad you are and I love you, you bring so much to this world and I’m grateful you’re in it. To those who we’ve lost, I’m sorry this world failed you, I’m sorry we lost your light.

Blue point siamese sitting on a couch. She’s looking demurely at the camera, the tiniest hint of her tongue is peeking out.

Super extra rare Hero blep pic. You’re welcome.

Feeling chosen like truly chosen is the love I want. I want to be chosen over and over and over again. I want to hear how happy you are to have chosen me. I want to feel like I am wht you have been searching for,like I am the missing piece in your life that fits just right. Choose to keep it viable.

Scientists need to study why i feel so sexy lookin in the mirror when theres music playing but rarely any other time i look in the mirror

Being sick as an adult sucks so much harder than when i was a kid. At least i wasn’t hurting my paycheck stayin home from school 😕😕

The bisexual in me is PANICKED

Idk about yall but this is how i still move lmao

I tried that!! It aint even working for me, the left one is just FULL

Meme with a beautiful bee that says “Beeriod”.

Yeah. Hate this for me.

Dont mind me just fondly remembering the times i could breathe outta both nostrils

I watched the princess bride for the first time last night and i just need yall to know i would die for Montoya

Probably lmfao

Customer: can you name 3 parts of a red blood cell right now
Me: probably not
Customer: then why are you wearing a mask?
Me: becaus-
Customer: thats what i thought, have a good night!
Me, laughing so hard im crying: oh you thought you AAAAATE. You really got me sir! Have a good night!!

That giant chanel bag pic is a gaaag omg

This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)

He’s chewing for 2 and i love him for it

Microplastics??? (Jk, the world is just actually insane now)

it's the Groverhaus from the Groverhaus meme

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House

Creepy customer at work is very obviously developing a crush on me and i’ve become way less polite to him as a result. If I go missing, point fingers at that brony pls.

a small, tired-looking cat standing next to a factory building with a smoking chimney. the cat says: “hope I don’t have a long day.” the factory has a sign that reads: “LONG DAY FACTORY”

good luck kitty

a threads screenshot from user @/mvalrie Has the Grim Reaper been replaced by a male Instacart shopper? Because he's putting everything in the cart but what we ordered. 🕊️😕

yall 😭

I'm not in the mood for this shit.