Placing my webcam at a Dutch angle to unsettle the viewer

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

Wagyu chili cheese dog with onions, a side of tater tots, and a Hefeweizen pint

Apologies if this chili cheese dog brings down this whole site

oh u thought that extremely popular piece of media was "overhyped"? should we throw a party? should we invite bad bunny

i hate that we all talk like fucking incels now

i don't even have the geographical proximity but Clerks is actually SO personal to me

mel staring into a webcam in a black backwards ball cap

meeting cancelled, which means none of my coworkers will get to appreciate today's look (extra in a kevin smith movie)

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

Everytime I learn more about software I am more surprised that the entire world is not on fire, all the time.

i made an egg and vegetable scramble on monday that turned out pretty bad, but i'm burdened by the sort of brisk cultural protestantism that forbids me from wasting it, and i gotta tell you, i am not looking forward to lunchtime in 46 minutes when i will be eating these terrible eggs

MOST EARNED IT
Minneapolis

MOST SYMBOLICALLY CORRECT
Philly

MOST DEVASTATING TO TRUMP
New York

FUNNIEST
Miami

three suggested replies from google gemini. they are "Haha, thanks!" "Haha!" and "Hahaha."

google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips

“All authors are using AI now”

Not true! A lot of us use THC

it's very weird!! bring back gatekeeping I think

seeing screenshots of fanfic on threads makes me feel like i'm trapped in a tj maxx

Who Goes AI? An interesting and somewhat macabre parlor game.

It’s fun—a macabre sort of fun—this parlor game of “Who Goes AI?” And it simplifies things—asking the question in regard to specific journalists.

www.todayintabs.com/p/who-goes-ai

u should be able to call into work if u find a really cool rock and wanna look at it for awhile

I can’t believe I’ve scrolled through so many of these without seeing Elliott Gould and Grover. I was INCAPACITATED when I first saw this.

me to seth in bed last night, window open, box fan on high, so hot i can't sleep: "remember that song in Lady and the Tramp about that dog being a huge slut?"

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How to Measure the Good Life In a new book, the conservative pundit Arthur C. Brooks offers tips to “young strivers” on maximizing their daily meaning quotient.

anyway new becca rothfeld pan just dropped lmao www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

my close personal friend ilya rozanov is right about many things but the new yorker being boring is not one of them !! with the right attitude and perspective it is actually a gossip rag (complimentary)

this your man? look at the screen. themes-are-for-8th-grade-book-reports type shit. embarrassing state of affairs that when i tell people i like SFF they automatically think i mean this dork

Books should take forever to write. They should torture you your entire life and the things you could have said slightly better should haunt you forever. This is what art is for, transferring the discomfort of being human into something relatable to the other humans

The Ones Who Walk Away from Roku City

i see zero sports content on my timeline all winter and then opening day like clockwork everyone I follow reveals themselves to be a dyed in the wool baseball fan. truly the thinking poster's sport

Fuck Harry Potter. Boring ass books for babies. Why don't you read some smut like a grown up?