I'll be honest. A chicken parm sounds good right now.

trying to come up with a pun for "disease" that will make the skater kids go "sick"

I'm assuming they still say that.

Cleaning one window a day because I've got a bad flu.

Didn't think this was gonna be something inspirational did you?

A low light picture of the Yunayu makeship plushie that has now been named The Creature. Its craven desire for violence fills its eyes.

The creature has arrived #yunayum

I don't know who needs to hear it today, but it's perfectly legal to make funny faces at people. They can't stop you.

Giving incredibly verbose answers when asked the time or date to help any passing time travelers.

I hate today's weather, just warm enough the heat doesn't come on and just cold enough the A/C doesn't turn on

You didn't leave us any?

A pen balanced on one end so surface tension keeps the ink from falling down to the bottom of the container.

Surface tension shenanigans

You've already tried a seance?

A turtle

tortle

My calendar must be off, I didn't realize it was already October

This duck came running up happy to see me sitting on a bench, then when it realized I didn't have food it pooped and ran off

The question is: is aluminum foil still an effective deterrent?

Feeling lazy today, so using a fork instead of chopsticks to eat my ramen.

Real lobotomy hours

At some point around Genshin Impact's release is when they started leaning to these more outlandish and overly detailed designs. That was in part because they had to distinguish it someway from older outfits since it was a limited cast. And somewhere along the way they got lost in their own sauce.

I feel like "self-parody" is an appropriate term. Back in early Impact 3rd the designs and outfits were actually fairly grounded in their own world building and any that were incredibly detailed had some connection to either what was happening on release or the character's own story.

Thank goodness cats can't talk, cause mine would only ever complain I don't feed her. (She gets fed on a regular schedule that hasn't changed in the entire time I've had her.)

I ate the lasagna now the lasagna is trying to eat me.

#bento

Colapinto the madlad actually went and did the funniest thing possible.

Joke aside, not a pleasant feeling watching a crash that bad. Vegas once again demanded wreckage for the weekend. #F1

Listen, I'm working on a project. We don't need to quibble about whether or not it's the one I'm supposed to be working on.

No no no, I want cold weather when I go camping in a couple weeks not this weekend. Someone change it back already.

Lobotomy Hours

#ss14 is having a whole elaborate plan to wage war against NucOps only for everyone to die cause all the engineers enlisted and no one kept the power source from going critical.

What am I supposed to do with all these pitchforks and torches I bought?

I've run out of my favorite coffee. This is terrible.