Trump tweet from 2012 warning that Obama may bomb Libya or Iran to distract from low poll numbers

Trump always tells you who he is

Very proud of us all #tacotuesday

Hey, that’s very person to him. The Bible means a lot and he doesn’t want to get into specifics

that tracks

Followed closely by the Bueller/Broderick ai ad - “Take the day off! You know what, why don’t you go ahead and take all the days off!”

The Hemsworth ai ad was great - “AI’s gonna kill us BUUUT it’ll make reservations moderately easier in the meantime so let’s do it!”

I wish the Super Bowl would keep going until the election

I mean, there’s this one, but something feels off

Any good English breakdowns out there for all the symbolism and Easter eggs in the halftime show?

American Idiot hit a little too hard. Oof.

Shorty got low, low… That’s it. Just 2 lows now. Shorty’s got 3 grandkids and a replaced hip these days.

I always tell people that the secret to a successful relationship is finding someone whose good side is opposite yours. That way you can always take good couple pictures together. And I don’t care if they ask or not, I still tell them.

Just had a little reflexive pandemic PTSD after hearing sneeze in the distance. Ahhhh… nostalgia.

I just threw out my L4 trying to do the Shakira dance #happynewyear

worth it.

Microdosing is the just-the-tip of drug use.

What an amazing tribute

He seems to be unwittingly advocating for a national single payer system. Let’s take him up on it.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world: People who say “Awesome sauce!” And people who I let into my life.

Maybe give it a nice little burial

Yep. Lookup “Nixon - Dragon Lady” kids

Jimmy Kimmel had weapons of mass destruction. It had to be done.

My wife and I never had children. But we did just get a robot vacuum.

One of the nice thing about being in your 40s is the grocery store finally starts playing your jams

This was the primary subject of episode 3 of the (excellent) new season of South Park, named “Sickofancy”

This RFK Jr hearing is a tough watch with him breathing into the mic like a french bulldog

The only doctor allowed to provide care for Trump is RFK jr

If there are 50 locks on a door and only 49 are latched, my wife is terrified.

Good luck prosecuting Trump for any of this. He’s got an air tight Parody law defense.

Ocean’s 14 is gonna be bonkers

What’s the German word for hilarious and depressing?