Looks like a Seattle Sounders game today

It's called turning point because you turn at that point and leave.

AI is like a tryhard that doesn't get the funny.
It's like someone actually took the assignment seriously, and then gave up right at the end.
The Art of the shitty Photoshop is that nobody took it seriously from the start.

Yummy thicc

It's a cat eat Kat world out there

Being yourself is one of the most important things you can do in your life.
It makes you more confident in yourself
It brings other people joy and inspiration
It's a major part of what makes life worth living for me, is knowing I bring a smile to someone's face just by existing in this world 😇🐾💚

🎶 She's Lum she's Lum she's Lum
She's in my head 🎶

Today in class I proudly announced that if you want a job in IT engineering DevOps or network engineering do not go to career fairs or networking events
Go to a furry con because nearly all of the US's and Europe's core network infrastructure is managed by furries and femboys 😼

Imagining the stench of the backed up toilet also brought tears to my eyes

👀

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Some of y'all when learning there's a top shortage in Seattle

I agree! So silly.
1 Line should follow the Paris Metro. I notice that there's a Pigalle stop on the Metro.
1 Line shouldnt name it Westlake or Pike Place, but Place Pigalle so people know it's the stop for that restaurant 🐷 🍝

F to pay respects 🫡

Yeah but first I gotta bail out to Japan before anyone notices Im free 😏

End of the school quarter~

Ouppy 🥺

PC needs an Agentic AI client that provides tranformative business outcomes, so that investors stop hammering it with prompts asking the same thing
That, or a VPN into Bill's PC so it can log on.

Bitches don't know 'bout my professor discount on Demonia shoes

A four panel cartoon of a small bird on a branch; the original images are from falseknees.com Panel 1: "mov rax, rbx" Panel 2: "add rax, rcx" Another speech bubble appears, covering that one that says: "HELLO IT'S ME THE KEYBOARD" Panel 3: A corvid appears next to the small bird; the new speech bubbles belong to it. It says "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE" Panel 4: A closeup of the small bird with a frustrated look on its face. The corvid's speech bubble behind it reads, simply, "E".

Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.

Ted: "Excooooz me where r u goin. U got treat?"

Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all

I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness

Cuuuuutie 😉

My dentist is playing Cigarettes After Sex on the intercom. 10/10 would recommend.

Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

When you define success as a specific metric, your team will ruthlessly pursue that metric regardless of the result.
When the metric relates to solving a problem (as customer service or engineering does), more often than not you degrade the overall service quality.

Line in my beloved

A professor's office showing multiple Miku statues instead of any books, degrees, or stereotypical elements of a professor's office.

Weak Aura: Professor's office has books, degrees, and a whiteboard

Threatening Aura: Mikus

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.

Are those bunny panties with a tail, or just panties with a bunny tail attached?
Either way I need them~