The audacity of another university’s library to request I return a book that they let me use. Don’t they know that their book has just sat on my bedside table unopened for a month?!

Top accomplishments this year include reading more, writing more, and watching all five sets of Llod vs Trif at Nounsvitational without looking at my phone once

You, yes you, are probably sleeping on lifesavers

The best way to understand the pittfalls of using an LLM for search is to ask it a question for which you already have a deep and context-rich answer, just to be astounded by what it tries to pass off as true and complete.

Has anyone out there ever had a doctors appointment actually begin at the scheduled time? Had that ever actually happened?

Dethklok and Amon Amarth just announced a joint 2026 tour and the nearest show location is almost 1000 miles away 😭

Jonathan Smith would be SO funny, but Stoops seems more likely

Oh man, WSU hiring JS would be an escalation

If I make another list I will surely feel better, surely

Oregon State shoots its way out of a jam in win over Air Force The Beavers turned the ball over 21 times, but hot shooting saved the day.

Not mentioned in this great recap:
- 21 turnovers for the beavers in their first D1 matchup
- SICK Space Force uniforms on the falcons

“It is easy to forget, when watching the out-of-control money train on fire that is college athletics, that there are human beings at the center of it all.”

Keeping the humanity in the center of sports is the best way to be a fan. Keeping humanity in the center of sports is challenging in this era.

Hmmmmmmm early season, but an interesting game. It’s worth trying to make something happen

Cinnamon toast crunch is an evening cereal

Windsor had a hell of a game. There was a play where the snap was three feet off center and he double-handed it and still got the punt off.

"Bells up" is my least favorite instruction to see in a score

Everyone needs to go watch the vod of Magi v Mango in top 8 over the weekend. Crazy hype match

You guys ever ruin your reputation and give away your tiny little bit of self-worth for free to a person who never respected you in the first place, then get tossed to the pavement with absolutely zero people feeling sorry for you? Me neither.

Wait now I see it's Murphy so this is a prophecy I guess. I swear if the ducks put us in that section I'll... be pretty happy I guess that would be better than before

I'm such a stickler watching this I'm like 'hey that's not where the OSU band has ever sat' lol

Potentially hot take: San Diego is not SoCal

People who "react" to emails in outlook are nerds and not in a positive way

The Brighton crest looks like it was drawn in MS Paint by a toddler

Parish and company are probably going to be staring down the barrel of a big expenditure window to keep us intact but also I think that's alright. We're not a top six club, but I think we're firmly in the Villa/Everton/Newcastle tier right now. It would be amazing to stay there.

Biggest game in my ~20 years following the club. I sincerely hope that this hardware allows us to keep some players this summer that we would otherwise lose, and maybe make a run at Europe next year. Specifically being able to hold on to the Mateta/Wharton/Eze/Munoz core front seems very important.

PALACE ARE FA CUP CHAMPIONS

It's cup final day. Probably the most important game for Palace in the ~20 years I've been following them

If buying something doesn't mean you own it, then pirating something isn't stealing

"Illegally" really is a bad word choice here. Nintendo isn't the law. If I bought a broom and used it to pretend I'm a warlock, the company that made it doesn't get to say that's 'illegal'

Companies shouldn't be allowed to tell you how you can and can't use something that you buy from them. The use of the word "illegally" in this headline is really shitty. Nintendo isn't the law

PALACE TO THE FA CUP FINAL

(I know I'm a day late on this but I've been busy ok?)