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Posts by Alexis 🦤

i want to not stress about money anymore as a treat

4 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

upstairs neighbors are moving every chair they have an also assembling furniture with hammers
that or someone got in the building again and is breaking into the mailboxes
either way.. loud :(((

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

just get anything but a first gen

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

girl, what the fuck ever

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
the mystery fish from the Wii Play fishing game

the mystery fish from the Wii Play fishing game

fih

2 months ago 73 16 3 1

i told you this the first time you put them on

3 months ago 2 0 1 0
A cat stands on its hind legs. Text reads: "I'm the best lil' thing in the world".

A cat stands on its hind legs. Text reads: "I'm the best lil' thing in the world".

New thing alert!

3 months ago 275 56 0 0
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fine and normal

3 months ago 5 1 0 0

some of yall really need to disentangle romantic and platonic love or you’re going to ruin every friendship you ever have

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

they were right

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Esnupi and the boys

4 months ago 1443 503 8 1

people who brag about how much they purchase from target piss me off more than anything

5 months ago 5 0 0 0

it’s 10 days

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

legalize cocaine simply so that i can piss in the club bathroom

5 months ago 4 1 0 0

the level of vindication i am feeling rn is insane

5 months ago 3 0 0 0

or someone doordash me lunch plz

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
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everyone bully jesse into doordashing me lunch please

6 months ago 3 0 1 0

i don’t even have a contact photo

6 months ago 3 0 2 0
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.

7 months ago 23382 8777 49 133

NO

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

might’ve forgotten to lock a door today and i think i may need to find a bridge

7 months ago 3 0 1 0
Black and white art of Snoopy as Guts, with armor and wielding a big sword, riding on top of a large Woodstock styled as Nosferatu Zodd with big wings and a broken horn, flying out of a portal. There’s a gothic logo on the top middle that says “SNOOPY.”

Black and white art of Snoopy as Guts, with armor and wielding a big sword, riding on top of a large Woodstock styled as Nosferatu Zodd with big wings and a broken horn, flying out of a portal. There’s a gothic logo on the top middle that says “SNOOPY.”

A Snoopy/Berserk commission

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Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

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A scan of a traditional illustration of a wooden shelf with little toys sitting on it

A scan of a traditional illustration of a wooden shelf with little toys sitting on it

Trinket shelf

10 months ago 565 139 9 0
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Would you live here? 🤨

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A simple line drawing of Marge Simpson and some flowers. Text reads:

"I am the perfect wife The perfect docile beautiful angel and yet I get kicked in the ass by misfortunes each day of my life.

Today I will read Dostoevsky.

Tomorrow I begin anew."

A simple line drawing of Marge Simpson and some flowers. Text reads: "I am the perfect wife The perfect docile beautiful angel and yet I get kicked in the ass by misfortunes each day of my life. Today I will read Dostoevsky. Tomorrow I begin anew."

A new Marge.

7 months ago 1312 218 0 2

technically i’m an ecologist

8 months ago 2 0 1 0
um desenhos dos meninos dandadan do anime dandadan, é o okarun endemoniado carregando nas corcunda momo que leva na mochila a vovó turbo no corpo do gato

um desenhos dos meninos dandadan do anime dandadan, é o okarun endemoniado carregando nas corcunda momo que leva na mochila a vovó turbo no corpo do gato

dandadandadnadadandadan

8 months ago 1828 429 8 7

when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my turn when’s it my

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