Posts by James Umber
some of you people would best serve the political causes you care most about by literally never being associated with them
The GameStop manager deserves more dignity than we’ve given them.
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
everyone else who has made George Lucas money did so through acts of unfathomable cruelty and he did it by having unerring faith that the merchandising rights to Glupp Shitto would be worth far more than cash up front
WB 32
Best thing since potable water.
If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television
Skeleton Crew is the best Star Wars of the Disney era. Star Wars is for children and Skeleton Crew is the only Star War my kids have been interested in other than just the idea of baby Yoda.
I’d rather have a next gen 3DS than a Switch 2. Give me a clamshell design and StreetPass over fancier graphics.
Could a movie be created to let viewers customize it, similar to how fan-made digital versions of card games (like Lorcana) work without copyrighted images but let users add their own? Imagine being able to insert a “director’s cut resource pack” of music, logos, billboards, etc. into a film.
Omg!
I’ve been thinking often about Francis Ford Coppola posting on Instagram that he likes to eat half a banana because a whole banana has too many calories. 
Why the fuck do you (Oregonian) guys want to pump your own gas ?
Congratulations!!
I’m trying not to show pity on my face when I ask people if they went to the movies this weekend and they say no.
This is a very good idea.
The Barbie movie was great fun and most of the packed crowd was wearing pink. It was a lovely experience.
I’m going to see Barbie tonight/first and then Oppenheimer tomorrow/second.
Stepping to dril on how to post seems like the kind of thing that should end with Athena turning you into a goose
Why are the larvae bigger than the regular ones? Sci-fi-ass situation. They did get lucky with that name.
1 adult ladybug and 4 ladybug larvae and many aphids on some leaves.
These turn into the regular ones? Wtf?
Baby ladybugs are fucked up.
Maré Odomo is one of the great posters. Some of you might not know that.
In 2010 I was like “Obama, Yoko Ono, and David Lynch are using this, it’s legit” regarding twitter.com
Posting is difficult. I have a lot of respect for the great posters. Most of the little things I type aren’t compelling like that. Kudos.
TIRED: Killing your service’s third-party apps
WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps
The Vision Pro not being able to do room-scale is pretty lame.
I hope the Vision Pro has a mode that let’s you use it as a camera on a standard camera rig.
If you set up a custom domain as your handle on here, does your handle just become the domain name? Like, am I now just @jamesumber.com? Can accounts share a domain handle like email address? Can multiple journalists be @npr.org ? This is a kind of verification system, right?