someone get Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby on the phone, i have an idea…

One time in the spn fandom I wrote my first reverse bang fic and was SO proud of it I couldn’t wait to read every comment and was stoked when I realized I could read bookmark tags.

One of them said, “Wrong rating — should be M, no penetrative smut.”

I think about that comment all the time tbh

I’m coming down with something 😭 woke up totally fine, started coughing at 10am, felt like I was losing health in real time at 1pm, and now at 8pm I have a low grade fever. This is homophobic

I worked out twice this week for the first time in a long time and I hurt so bad 😭

We’re just movin the body!! This morning I did 5 min on elliptical (I hate her), 5 min on rower, 2 whole minutes on the stair master and then I did some weight things but like not structured at all lol

Hey y'all, if any of you can spare a few $$, we're running low on food at home while I'm in the hospital, and I'm worrying about my sweet wife! Donation details below, tysm for any help ❤️🫂

It feels like my life’s changed drastically in one week and the reasons why are so stupid 😭

Accidentally discovered caffeine DOES affect me, and as soon as I stopped having it past 6pm, I could suddenly wake up at 7am without issue

Also discovered working out in the morning. Shit’s like a DRUG

Yesterday as I was playing I kept thinking “oh I can’t wait to see what Ed and stede get up to here” 😆 IM SO STOKED

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

If you like all this space stuff but feel like there isn’t enough Ed and Stede, this fic is waiting for you! And the podfic is def the best way to enjoy it!!! #OFMDFanfic

There’s something so satisfying about getting compliments on my hair and being able to go “thanks! I cut it myself! 🥰” if I never pay for another haircut again I’ll be so pleased

Ed is an artist in a deep in a nihilistic spiral and stede just lost his job because the company he worked for went bankrupt. To prevent stede from falling down the same nihilism, he takes him on little adventures to remember what being human feels like and in the process he falls in love wit—

I found my laptop charger and started writing a fic where stede and ed find some joy amongst the horrors. I won’t discuss the horrors but you’ll know they’re there

a tiny embroidery of merstede and ed, tentacles below and NOT DONE YET beaded above

i don’t think i ever posted my @crewforlife.bsky.social embroidery i made??

i was really proud of this one—the sparkle is AMAZING live.

A digital drawing of Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death, dressed like Connor Storie and Hudson Williams did for the 2026 Oscars. They’re both wearing dark colored sheer shirts and black trousers. Stede’s top has an attached scarf which is trailing offscreen. They both have an arm wrapped around the other. Stede has a diamond snake bracelet on his left wrist.

They definitely planned this. Also, I think Stede stole Ed’s bracelet.

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

My best friend very quickly needed to rehome her cat (her husband had an anaphylactic reaction to him when she finally got the kitty from her ex) and I’ve never been more sure that taking him is was the best decision ever. Cream Puff is the best 😭🥹

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

What if, while kneeling down in the ashes to collect the singed remnants of the treasure map, Stede's trousers caught on fire and he had to whip them off right quick, huh? What if?

"Oh my god, *THIS* is happening??"
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #PinupStede

Digital illustrationof Ed sitting on Stede's lap and kissing him. They're both wearing frilly shirts. Ed is wearing a knee high sock with a blue satin ribbon.

Fuck the inn, right? 💁‍♀️

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

Sometimes you need to start the morning with a smug sip 😌

#ofmd

Anytime I get a PB email is a good day, whether it’s today or ten years from now 🫡

A crocheted blue white and black high top sneaker

Crocheted my first slipper sneaker!!! It’s so cute I’m dying

A digital drawing of Edward teach from our flag means death a a merman with a purple tail.

My dramatic, handsome boy! 😌

Ed and Stede are stood in a dimly lit bathroom, with candles surrounding them. Ed is shrugging Stede’s jacket off his shoulders.

I commissioned the lovely @pogonr.bsky.social to draw this scene from my fic ‘let my love keep you safe’ and it’s just as perfect and cosy and warm as I envisaged it 🥰

If you want to read it…. ♥️ archiveofourown.org/works/78371596

i just love that the very first thing they did was be sillyyyyy togetherrrrrr the love is stored in the giggles !!!!!!!!

Again 🫦

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

Rural hospital problems: my mom (likely) had another heart attack and she’s been waiting for 12 hours to be transferred to a hospital in Indianapolis. But the singular ambulance available for that keeps being pulled to take more acute heart attack patients to the city ahead of mom 🙃

It’s still kind of blurry but this one I edited a while back is slightly clearer but yeah we need brightened high-definition official version 😭

ed teach bread ting boobily as he stands atop a cliff face in the gravy basket. he is beautiful and sad, just the way i like ‘em

it’s missing ed teach hours

(it’s always missing ed teach hours in this house)