Make sure to commentate on all the bad drivers to Nadia

A “STARTER CAR”? THIS CAR IS A “FINISHER CAR”! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS…THE GOLDEN GOD! I AM UNTETHERED, AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

Write them for yourself if nothing else. Journaling is great for mental health…so I’m told.

Classic new age Villa today.

Some sublime football ☑️
Could’ve scored more ☑️
Throwing away clean sheet ☑️
Ollie scoring ☑️
Ollie missing sitter badly ☑️
Feeling confused how not totally satisfied with only winning 3-1 ☑️

It has certainly served you well!!!

You too man, I was saying to Dave - you’re an excellent hugger. Let’s meet up for another at another game!! 😂

I paid for it for a year or so, and watched loads. But use Brave browser now and no ads with it but it’s not the most user friendly on the browser vs the YouTube app

A Dennis episode with autocorrect when he has really important text conversations to have would be glorious.

Remember when Ronaldo bitched to Piers about anyone who goes to Saudi does so for the money, and then how he’s desperate to get more Balon D’or than Messi? So cringe.

Somebody take David Goggins for a burger and milkshake, give him a hug and tell him the whole world isn’t out to get everyone.

More dangerous and skilful than rugby!

This really isn’t for the feint hearted

Also cut finger whilst carving.

Accidentally carved my pumpkin upside down

Yes sir!!! This is what it’s about.

Lovely photo of Unai Emery and me.

How much? That’s great!!!

McLeish just being sacked too. I wish there was a way to know we were in the good old days when we were in them!

What a time to be alive. I miss the freedom of those days and being able to waste days on end on games.

What sort of coat weather is it tomorrow for Villa? These are the important questions I need answering.

Bunch of useless twats if you ask me. All their fault.

I need some new gloves. 🫣

No, you’re a child who needs to grow out of Halloween!!

However I’m worried that (palace aside) we don’t deal with adversity well and can’t cope going a goal down. It’s why we never draw.

A back up GK was the biggest priority of the summer imo as this happens every time Olsen plays. It’s absurd.

It’s just so much fun. I can’t believe they’re not making a new one.

You’re better off away from new call of duty and warzone games. It’s all about “movement skills” now. And broken game mechanics to exploit!