Check out this doofy ass beholder

Selfie dumb 🤳

I ended up changing the top and necklace and didn't get pics but this was my original outfit 🖤🤍

I was told there would be Barbies this Halloween

There were no Barbies at the Halloween party I went to and I honestly feel sort of ripped off

I showed u my fourth hole plz answer

HAPPY ZIG DAY 🫀

Humanoid ✨️

I'm a turd sun, excrement moon, and scat rising

This piece of shit

A phone note, empty but for ‘weeeeeeeeed’ written in the top corner.

I let my three year old play with my phone on a car journey. I opened notes to find this:

Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disco

It's been dry shampoo week 😓

No one. Absolutely no one wants to see a man's toes unsolicited. Put them away.

It's hair wash day, let's fucking goooooo

Dear Men,

Keep your feet out of the picture.

Sincerely,
Whit

🤎✨️

Pooped.

Goodnight y'all 😘

Has science gone too far?

hey :)

My lipstick is GREY. End of discussion.

What can I say? You cut me deep, boy.

and I knew that the lights of the city were too heavy for me

My fourth hole itches

goodnight

Lord only knows what I was thinking