Hell yeah

A pretty view of San Francisco sunset

Uggggggh

Not to carry water for a boneheaded product decision, but this is about using Gmail as a POP3 client for non-Gmail accounts. To the best of my knowledge, you can still use POP3 to download messages from your Gmail account.

if you give a mouse a cookie

If you offer the crew tea before they offer it you, they have to let you fly the plane

Now fully on the lookout for the $2 beer and a hotdog night at the Acquaintances at the Table minor league affiliate team games.

Fucked around and found oat

What kind of asshole would make you do that?

"People keep asking me if the gold standard is back, and I haven't had an answer, but yeah I'm thinking it's back" -John Wick, probably

Happy birthday!

Could go for a good bread and a circus right now

Could also be someone shared a number or a contact card with him and that was wrong?

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

Lmao, but also Arizona needs to step up its high school game: archive.ph/in470

Maybe this'll be the time it's done in like five hours, six tops

"When did he turn Vulcan?" Kirk, probably.

Who is impersonating lawyers trying to obtain an exemption? Is this just the long hand of Big Notary? I have so many questions!

"Rule #2: Double Tap" from the movie Zombieland