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Posts by Gianni Rivera

100% agree- I e-mailed Indo Sport’s Podcast asking them how they can justify remaining on X (on back of Will talking about “building his brand”) on basis that Joe Molloy seems quite balanced on these things but no response (although I possibly sent to wrong address). Still lots of references to X

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It’ll be wearing a Leinster jersey come Autumn

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Swiss Toni from The Fast Show

Swiss Toni from The Fast Show

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Charlie Brooker on The Wire
Charlie Brooker on The Wire YouTube video by TMINE

youtu.be/sZ2iGYwdEi8?...

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Love Deadwood but The Wire is something else

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The Wire still the best- Sopranos great but repetitive themes (Tony the boss but then a troublesome subordinate comes along (Richie/ Ralphie)- The Wire has a different theme each season (4th- The Schools- the best; 5th- The Media- the worst)

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The Lancaster effect really coming through recently- defence so much better

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!!!!! 5-0

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I've a ticket for tomorrow's 6N game going spare if anyone wants it, face value €15, I don't have need of it and would hate to see it go to waste!

Standing in the south stands. First come first served etc

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Neither was Paddy Jackson, nor Mason Greenwood but both their respective clubs were aware that they would alienate a significant number of their fan base if they kept them on. What’s worse for Munster is that in both incidences, the players were already employees whereas they are looking to employ

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Does this mean that the IRFU had no input/ sign-off on Nienabar?
Because if it does, I ain’t buying it

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Sheehan to the back row for the final 20/30 mins is either a Nienabar play or something that Ireland are looking at (him & Kelleher on pitch at same time is a bonus)

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Ulster have gone full bore with their strongest selection- this team will need to start well

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Outside the pub

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Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

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But “sipping café con leche in a public square” is elitist- I buy a white coffee from Greggs and chug it down in Leicester Sq to appear sophisticated and aloof

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Have heard a few falling trees in various Men’s WCs over the years- few chainsaws too 💨

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Good shout re: the forest- especially as he’ll likely have his pants around his ankles based on my knowledge of what a Pope does in the woods, so less likely to be able to run

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The miracle of Budapest: How Troy Parrott’s heroics may have dented Viktor Orban’s re-election hopes Republic of Ireland striker’s late goal ended Hungary’s campaign, punctured a government myth and may dent Orban’s re-election hopes

www.irishtimes.com/world/europe...
Not my take I must add!

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‘‘Twas Troy Parrott what done it!

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a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it Alt: Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes

Hungary, then Iran, then….

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No stools at the bar is the red flag for me in these places- “order your Madri & then eff off away from me!”

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Search: “Urban Chicken Coop”

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As a teenager living in Ireland- 90s NME reviews taught me a lot about the UK’s class divides- recall reading a review of likely a “Baggy” band where the reviewer described it as music for “men who talk about overhead camshafts & drink their lager from straight glasses”…

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This closes out one of the sides of DJ Shadow’s Product Placement and is incredibly short but unbelievably perfect in my opinion

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Am on the fence- this time last year they were nilling Harlequins (prob not that impressive) & Glasgow (impressive based on fact they were URC champs & what they built since) but then shat the bed v Saints so if the plan is to jam their way to a title, each game by a point- Bok-style- I’m down!

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Bad boy George Costanza representing the Dark Artists of Ireland, corrupts an innocent Jac Morgan with their unlawful breakdown techniques

Bad boy George Costanza representing the Dark Artists of Ireland, corrupts an innocent Jac Morgan with their unlawful breakdown techniques

Must have learned it hanging around with a bad crowd….. 🤔

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He showed zero interest in dropping back during the entire drive from outside the 22- at least give the defenders something to consider rather than letting them know you’ll be doing short carries ad infinitum

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A lot of Ulster’s recent problems can be traced back to LAR’s last planned visit to Belfast- a farrago and a half!

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Scene is WAITROSE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK. Behind it is a staff member, whose name we will soon learn is BECKY. She is dealing with a customer, for now out of shot, while talking to her manager on the phone.

BECKY [on phone]: 
Yeah, hiya...

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BECKY:
Yes I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs.

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BECKY [putting hand over receiver while addressing the customer stood at the desk in front of her]:
Sorry what was your name again?

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[Pull back to show the customer is a very tall, green-skinned, PAGAN GODDESS, festooned with flowers. Stood next to her is her son, a normal human teenager in a hoodie, who looks mortified by his mum.]

PAGAN GODDESS:
Eostre the Pagan Goddess of Fertility

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BECKY
Sorry -
Your name is Easter…?

PAGAN GODDESS:
Eostre.

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[Vicky pauses, trying to take this in]. 

VICKY:
Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs.

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PAGAN GODDESS:
Sorry love, what’s your name?

BECKY:
Becky

PAGAN GODDESS:
Well, Vicky -

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PAGAN GODDESS:
If it was you who’d shagged the solar god of the Equinox to give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here -

TEENAGE BOY:
Muuum…

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PAGAN GODDESS:
….only to have all your efforts totally forgotten by history, you’d have a complaint too!

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PAGAN GODDESS:
Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival!

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BECKY:
You mean… Jesus…?

PAGAN GODDESS:
I mean shagging, Vicky.

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PAGAN GODDESS:
Is it too much to see  just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4?

TEENAGE BOY:
MUUUUM

[Ends]

Scene is WAITROSE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK. Behind it is a staff member, whose name we will soon learn is BECKY. She is dealing with a customer, for now out of shot, while talking to her manager on the phone. BECKY [on phone]: Yeah, hiya... 2 BECKY: Yes I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs. 3 BECKY [putting hand over receiver while addressing the customer stood at the desk in front of her]: Sorry what was your name again? 4 [Pull back to show the customer is a very tall, green-skinned, PAGAN GODDESS, festooned with flowers. Stood next to her is her son, a normal human teenager in a hoodie, who looks mortified by his mum.] PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre the Pagan Goddess of Fertility 5 BECKY Sorry - Your name is Easter…? PAGAN GODDESS: Eostre. 6 [Vicky pauses, trying to take this in]. VICKY: Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs. 7 PAGAN GODDESS: Sorry love, what’s your name? BECKY: Becky PAGAN GODDESS: Well, Vicky - 8 PAGAN GODDESS: If it was you who’d shagged the solar god of the Equinox to give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here - TEENAGE BOY: Muuum… 9 PAGAN GODDESS: ….only to have all your efforts totally forgotten by history, you’d have a complaint too! 10 PAGAN GODDESS: Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival! 11 BECKY: You mean… Jesus…? PAGAN GODDESS: I mean shagging, Vicky. 12 PAGAN GODDESS: Is it too much to see just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4? TEENAGE BOY: MUUUUM [Ends]

Happy Ēostre!

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