I know everybody on the internet personally on a first name basis. its true

Stream my song! Stream my song!

FUCK YALL!!! IM RICH!!!!$

Sissy hypnosis can ruin lives.

Imagine what happens when a father of 4, struggling to pay rent, with a sick wife, gets affected?

Life is so good spectacular

Am I Chop Hoe or Sigma?

Thank you.

please tell me you didnt factory reset it and you just did reinstall macos

bro i measured up last week we're kinda twinning

not in audio midi setup?

That was really close

Why we got the dentist in the family group chat I'm crying

if trans women arent women then how come my friend Gavin's dog who doesn't like women tried to kill me last Sunday

Hi new followers

In the club snoozing off that chamomile and lavender. feeling kinda sleepy. Recently ive noticed i cant get hard anymore

Shopping malls are like a real life bullet hell. these bitches just walking wherever they please

I'm omw

men with mullets be like my name is Gilbert and i like geocaching and having sex with my girlfriend but the only problem is i dont cum

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME YOU WERE IN SYDNEY. BRO

NO PULP NO PULP NO NO NO

@wangleline.bsky.social our names are like the evil versions of each other

Help i followed these instructions and now my stomach just clanks and clangs around im full of silverware help help help

I want to make it clear When I react to your message with the fire emoji I'm not saying that I agree I'm actually trying to light it in flames and get it off my screen

I can't stop sending my boyfriend these stupid fucking AI emojis

My seriously jolly and light-hearted dog

we went worldwide. now We've gone interplanetary .watch this space

Im Pissing Always

He does FUCKALL and if he went away nothing in my life would change

He is my best friend