I fear for their postman

Which house you visiting?

This is a photograph of two fursuiters inside of a panel room during ConFuzzled 2025, with other attendees and fursuiters in the background behind them. On the left is a blue and blonde pegasus, and on the right is a black and white hornless unicorn with a blue halter and lead; the pegasus appears to have just bapped the unicorn in the head with the leafy end of a carrot.

You've heard about "the carrot or the stick", but what about when the carrot IS the stick? 🥕

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This is a photograph of two equine fursuiters inside the convention space during ConFuzzled 2025. In the foreground is a black and white hornless unicorn with a blue halter and lead, who's looking back towards the blue and blonde pegasus standing behind him. The pegasus is holding up a carrot in a tantalizing sort of way that's practically screaming "are you suuuuure you don't want this delicious carrot?"

If you don't talk to your horses about carrots, who will? 🥕🐴

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In order to celebrate Steamed Hams day I set fire to my oven.

Care to join me for some Isometric Exercise?

ADULT NASAL

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Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Happy Neil day to those who celebrate

It's a sign

*Where

This tells me i should proofread my tweets

A prize for the first person to tell me whose I am

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I couldn't work out how to cancel my subscription to existential dread before the end of the tax new year so I guess we're stuck with it for another year.

The hold music is banging, but you always end up disconnected.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Why is Microsoft outlook on a spacecraft? Are the astronauts waiting for updates on their Yodel delivery or looking for lonely Ukrainian singles in their area?

What even is a Pokémon anyway?

Would UmaMusumes be classed as Pokémon?

It looks like a penis

What a view

Also I'm suddenly in Ibiza you may have guessed out from my last tweet.

I've had to buy novelty Ibiza boxers because I'm an idiot and forgot to pack a spare pair of underwear but somehow managed to pack three sets of socks.

To compound the situation I did a 5K in the aforementioned boxers and now they are unwearable until they're washed

Learn from me

If the new scenario has taught me anything, it's that Trencen Academy is full of bad lesbians.

The existence of a Manhattan Cafe implies the existence of a Detroit Diner

Possibly tens of people have seen my fursona I drew on the slat of the upper bunkbed in a hostel in New Zealand.

I only thought of that today. How neat is that

One of the lasting legacies of COVID is the daytime TV shows which were clearly filmed under restrictions, so all the camera shots are slightly awkward and everyone seems to have forgotten how to stand

This has possibly been the greatest 6 Nations tournament ever.

Everything came down to the last day. Such massive drama. A deserved Welsh victory, heartbreak for Scotland, Ireland nearly getting it over the line and the tournament won with the final touch of the ball.

Finally a competitive series

30 people do ultimately get murdered for their clothes, so it's a typical old testament story.

It sounds like it has been a rough few months since I last caught up with you, and I hope that it's all been worthwhile.

I wish you and your new family all the best.

'Harold, they're lesbians' Anonymous, referencing the latest AnimeHorseGirl release

This horse